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    Atomic Punk fast98dodge's Avatar
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    Default Where's Eddymon???

    I haven't seen him around these parts all day.

    So, I decided until he shows up, hell even after he shows up, we can play:

    Where's Eddymon?

    The premise is simple, we come up with our personal theory on why he hasn't been around today...

    I'll go first...

    He's trying to figure out how to turn the "new album cover" pic into a size that will work for his avatar. He's had to take a few breaks to discipline Mr. Monkey because he spouts off all the time all the sex he has and we know he's the only person in the room when he's getting it on unless blow up sheep count as someone else...

    Okay, who's next???
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    Quote Originally Posted by fast98dodge View Post
    I haven't seen him around these parts all day.

    So, I decided until he shows up, hell even after he shows up, we can play:

    Where's Eddymon?

    The premise is simple, we come up with our personal theory on why he hasn't been around today...

    I'll go first...

    He's trying to figure out how to turn the "new album cover" pic into a size that will work for his avatar. He's had to take a few breaks to discipline Mr. Monkey because he spouts off all the time all the sex he has and we know he's the only person in the room when he's getting it on unless blow up sheep count as someone else...

    Okay, who's next???
    He's cutting out the train in Paint and trying to construct a stage design "photoshop" for his first grand "VAN HALEN IS BACK" post.
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    He's passed out somewhere.
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    And why is this in Main?
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    don't know, don't care, not thread worthy.

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    He's secretly lurking to see if someone asks about him. That is when he's not doing what dodge & zach pointed out.


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    Got a PM from Eddymon. He's been in a Tijuana hospital for a week already. Apparently, he got something called "Hipster's Cold" and is there seeking treatment. They're giving him new blood, making him chew on metal guitar picks, and rubbing lemons in his eyes.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Brett View Post
    He's passed out somewhere.
    LMAO!!! He's deep in shock.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Metal Marc View Post
    Got a PM from Eddymon. He's been in a Tijuana hospital for a week already. Apparently, he got something called "Hipster's Cold" and is there seeking treatment. They're giving him new blood, making him chew on metal guitar picks, and rubbing lemons in his eyes.
    Wow! Poor Eddymon.
    Hipster's Cold sounds bad. Just Googled it. Have they held the seance to channel the ancient Mayan Shaman?
    I thought they were supposed to do that before the lemons in the eyes!

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    hes trying to figure out how to take credit for breaking the latest news on VH
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    Lurking yes, jerking no.

    While the tour news is great I am still bitter by then band's lack of regard to its fanbase. They post a cheesy looking video with parts of Jump, Panama & HFT in it. Why not make it a brief video featuring 30-45 seconds of a FUCKING NEW song?

    They still don't get it.

    So yes, I am still here "Getting Ready"

    Hope everyone had a great Christmas as I did and looking forward to a better 2012.

    (and no Brett and to anyone else who thinks so, I do not drink that much, how are those Lakers?)
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    Hes hangin out with Wruff in the bomb shelter.
    EVH 1979: Well, actually it's not much of a vacation, because we run everything ourselves. We design our own album cover, we have to be in the office every day to sign checks - the whole corporation revolves around us. Nothing can be done without our approval. We even have photo approval.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Eddymon View Post
    Lurking yes, jerking no.

    While the tour news is great I am still bitter by then band's lack of regard to its fanbase. They post a cheesy looking video with parts of Jump, Panama & HFT in it. Why not make it a brief video featuring 30-45 seconds of a FUCKING NEW song?

    They still don't get it.

    So yes, I am still here "Getting Ready"

    Hope everyone had a great Christmas as I did and looking forward to a better 2012.

    (and no Brett and to anyone else who thinks so, I do not drink that much, how are those Lakers?)
    Eddymon, which explanation to "Where's Eddymon?" did you like the best? Please let us know. I need to win this one, man. For me.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Metal Marc View Post
    Eddymon, which explanation to "Where's Eddymon?" did you like the best? Please let us know. I need to win this one, man. For me.
    None of them.

    Truth is I have been on vacation the last 10 days and still have 2 more days off before back to reality.
    I have been enjoying time off with GF and our sons. Traveling around visiting family and all of the other holiday BS. Now just going to rest the next couple of days at home.

    Not much here to post about as its been the same old status quo since that grammy let down thing. Can't bitch about or enjoy something that has yet to happen so like I said, I have taken the last few weeks to "Get Ready".
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    I'm glad you're such a good sport... There's other Linkers that would be crying or pissed over such a thread... I knew you could take it and would get a good laugh...
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