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    Default One of the Most Detested Sex Acts Is Good for Women

    There's a lot of chatter over the age old sex debate, to spit or swallow, but when it comes to decisions, this is an easy one. If you love your partner and can muster up enough strength to take one for the team, take one for the team. Not only do guys love it when women swallow -- something about the whole completion thing -- but there are actually measurable benefits to swallowing, too.

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    There's something so friggin hilarious about an article that starts with "I've always been a swallower" and the rest of the page looks so nice and housewifey.


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    I'm wondering how many of the female linkers will get involved in this thread
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    Not a woman but out of all the sex acts a woman could do, I doubt that swallowing is one of the worst.

    Generally it's viewed more positive than anal and I think they would rather do that than lick the old chocolate starfish. When you add in threesomes, lesbianism, golden showers, Cleveland Steamers, etc swallowing just isn't that bad.

    Anyway I always viewed a woman who did that to me much more favorably than the spitters or the ones who would finish me off by hand.

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    Forwarding this to my wife as we speak.

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    I'm shocked by the comments being made below the article that the majority are against it. WTF?? So a gal expects a guy to go down and consume whatever is coming out of her but not the other way around or is that disgusting too?? I can't imagine not finishing it. What is so disgusting about doing something that makes the person you're with feel so fantastic.

    Zig, as for your laundry list, showers and steamers would rank up there in my book. Everything else is whatever a couple is into that's mutually agreeable. Those are the only things that are not sex in my mind, it's more in the area of fetishes.

    I swear I can't figure out why people are so hung up about sex. Go have fun, enjoy yourself. You might just find out you like something new you never tried before.
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    I don't understand it either. Think about the act of kissing. You have food particles, saliva and other contaminates baking in 96.5 degree heat. Yet you throw your tongue in there and swab it around.

    Yet women are afraid of finishing a man off.

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    What I've always found interesting about this issue is when you've 'done the deed' and got the stuff in your mouth and then kindly offered to share it with the bloke involved (a selfless act of generosity, I feel), he normally reacts with abject horror! Why is that, I wonder? Surely what's sauce for the goose is sauce for the gander (quite literally?)?
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    Quote Originally Posted by dibblekins View Post
    What I've always found interesting about this issue is when you've 'done the deed' and got the stuff in your mouth and then kindly offered to share it with the bloke involved (a selfless act of generosity, I feel), he normally reacts with abject horror! Why is that, I wonder? Surely what's sauce for the goose is sauce for the gander (quite literally?)?
    Do you mean to give it back so to speak or kissing after the fact? I've not experienced a problem being kissed afterwards (as a matter of fact, it seems they are so happy they want to kiss you more) the same as I do not have an issue kissing them after they have been other places. It is all good for the goose and gander but I really wouldn't want to spit my spit mixture back into their mouth. That's like a manual blender. Just swallow and be done with it.
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    Quote Originally Posted by dibblekins View Post
    What I've always found interesting about this issue is when you've 'done the deed' and got the stuff in your mouth and then kindly offered to share it with the bloke involved (a selfless act of generosity, I feel), he normally reacts with abject horror! Why is that, I wonder? Surely what's sauce for the goose is sauce for the gander (quite literally?)?
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    Quote Originally Posted by dibblekins View Post
    What I've always found interesting about this issue is when you've 'done the deed' and got the stuff in your mouth and then kindly offered to share it with the bloke involved (a selfless act of generosity, I feel), he normally reacts with abject horror! Why is that, I wonder? Surely what's sauce for the goose is sauce for the gander (quite literally?)?
    So what about guys who like to earn their "red wings." Would you be receptive to giving in to their generosity if they wanted to "share" it with you?

    Once it's out of my body, I really don't have a use for it anymore. Consider it a non-refundable gift.

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    It's fun when you do it, but it's fucking gross and disgusting when you talk about it!!!
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