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    Default Thief Breaks Into McDonald's, Cooks Food

    CEDAR FALLS, Iowa -- Cedar Falls police are searching for a man who broke into a McDonald's restaurant, cooked some food and then left.

    The Waterloo-Cedar Falls Courier said workers arrived early Sunday to find the drive-up window broken. Police said it appears food had been cooked in the restaurant. There was no immediate word on what he cooked.

    The newspaper said security footage shows a man tapping on the glass at the drive-up. He broke the glass and climbed inside.

    The restaurant closed at midnight.

    http://abcnews.go.com/GMA/video/real...snack-15014413

    CEDAR FALLS, Iowa, Nov. 23 (UPI) -- Police in Iowa said a man dubbed "the Hamburglar" after breaking into a McDonald's and cooking himself a meal turned himself in to officers.

    Investigators said Whitley Allen Teslow, 21, of Waverly, turned himself in at the Cedar Falls Police Department headquarters Tuesday after seeing video surveillance footage of the early Sunday incident on TV, the Waterloo-Cedar Falls Courier reported Wednesday.

    Police had compared the man to "the Hamburglar" character from McDonald's footage after workers arrived at the store at 4:20 a.m. Sunday to find a window had been broken and the culprit had apparently cooked himself some food.

    Teslow was charged with third-degree burglary, fourth-degree criminal mischief and fifth-degree theft.

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    There was no immediate word on what he cooked.
    Why does this particular facet of the story just crack my shit the fuck up?
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    Every time, DMad & I, think the town's we live in are turning the corner away from embarrassment...a story, like this, hits the national conciousness. We live in Waterloo/Cedar Falls.
    Personally, give the kid a slap on the wrist. But charge his parents for child abuse for handing the kid that name. WOW!!
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    I'll give the guy a pass if he cooked himself a McRib. They are so goddamn good.
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