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    Default Family calls 911 from corn maze

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    Danvers, MA - The family of four including a mom, dad and two small children, one of which was only 3 weeks old. Im all for family fun but I can honestly say that strapping my 3 week old to my body and attempting to navigate a very large, complicated corn maze never, EVER crossed my mind as a good idea.

    Sounds like the mother had this same realization when she told the 911 dispatcher: We thought this would be fun. Instead its a nightmare. I dont know what made us do this. It was daytime when we came in. And I never take my daughter out. This is the first time. Never again.

    They entered the maze before it grew dark but after the sun set, they became more disoriented with their surrounding and decided to call 911 to help them find their way out. It took a search and rescue dog and the local police department only a minute to locate the family inside the maze and little did they know, they were only 25 feet from the exit.
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    we're in a cahn maze, it's really daak.....it's a nightmayah

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    Pahk the car!! I sawr it!!! Nomahr!!!

    What a bunch of idiots. First off, bringing a 3 week old baby out is stupid. Sure, bring them to church, to the in-laws-that's fine. But a freaking corn maze? And her husband was w/her? What kind of man let's his wife call 911? Hell, if you're that lost, just walk right through the corn. Geez... I won't be surprised if I hear they are suing the owners and/or police for mental anguish and the like. They'll be on TV sobbing saying how they were scared and have nightmares and can't eat corn on the cob.
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    Quote Originally Posted by csm5150 View Post
    Pahk the car!! I sawr it!!! Nomahr!!!

    What a bunch of idiots. First off, bringing a 3 week old baby out is stupid. Sure, bring them to church, to the in-laws-that's fine. But a freaking corn maze? And her husband was w/her? What kind of man let's his wife call 911? Hell, if you're that lost, just walk right through the corn. Geez... I won't be surprised if I hear they are suing the owners and/or police for mental anguish and the like. They'll be on TV sobbing saying how they were scared and have nightmares and can't eat corn on the cob.

    fucking love it!!
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    The Pussification of America continues.

    Danvers Ma is 20 minutes from my house. It's a very populated area. This dumbass could have walked in ANY direction and found humanity in seconds.

    It's not a razor blade maze...It's fucking corn.
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    i'm pretty sure that the only time that my kids were outside the house/hospital in the first 3 weeks of their lives was travelling from the hospital to the house. Certainly no corn mazes were visited. Not very bright at all.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Rebel View Post
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    Next week they're planning on taking the little bugger Scuba Diving!!

    don't give them any idears

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