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    this isnt rumspringa this is a crime spree..don't worry you who are shaven and sheered ...it gets better

    Amish Accused In Bizarre Crime Wave
    October 5, 2011
    By MARK LAW For the News-Register , The Intelligencer / Wheeling News-

    STEUBENVILLE - Numerous members of the Amish community near Bergholz are under investigation by at least four sheriff's departments involving incidents in which homes were broken into and Amish victims had their hair and beards cut off.

    The Jefferson County Sheriff's Department received two reports on Tuesday from individuals in Holmes and Carroll counties involving hair-cutting incidents.

    In Carroll County, a group of Amish men knocked on a door of an Amish man's home, pulled him out by his beard and tried to cut off his beard. The Carroll County Sheriff's Department reported the Amish men referred to themselves as being part of the "Bergholz Clan."

    In Holmes County, a group of Amish men burst into a home and cut the hair off men and women inside and cut the beards off the men. Holmes County Sheriff Timothy Zimmerly said the victims included a 13-year-old girl and a 74-year-old man. Zimmerly and one of his detectives were at the Jefferson County Sheriff's Department this morning gathering evidence from a truck and horse trailer that was believed to have been used in connection with the assaults on Tuesday.

    Jefferson County Sheriff Fred Abdalla said there was an incident in Trumbull County about three weeks ago in which a group of Amish men and women from Bergholz went to a home in that county and cut the hair off men and women inside.

    A truck and horse trailer used to transport the Bergholz Amish men was traced back to a man living outside Dillonvale. The driver said he went to a horse auction in Mount Hope in Holmes County on Tuesday with 27 Amish persons, who rode in the truck and horse trailer, according to a report from the Jefferson County Sheriff's Department.

    The Amish men asked the driver to stop at a home in Holmes County. A group of the Amish men got out of the truck, walked up to the house and then came back, telling the driver to "go," according to the driver's statement given to Jefferson County sheriff's deputies.

    The driver said the same thing happened at the home in Carroll County, according to the sheriff's department.

    The driver told a deputy he thought the situation seemed suspicious but the Amish men were speaking "Dutch."

    The truck and horse trailer were towed to the Jefferson County Sheriff's Department, where the Holmes County Sheriff's Department searched for hair evidence.
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    This was on last nights news 10/6/11

    http://www.woio.com/story/15632190/angry-amish

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    I guess this is only interesting to the Ohio Linkers LOL


    but how weird is this.....a home invasion where you are hauled out and get a shave and a haircut?


    I thought they did not involve police in their affairs

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    Yeah if your from Ohio, you know the Amish.

    Today on my way to work, I saw a Mennonite and I swear to God he looked like a blond version of Moe from the Stooges except with blonde hair. Same bowl hair cut. Wanted to put my fingers in his eyes.

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    I have seen so many of them that look just like Ishmael from Kingpin that it's funny

    but I guess you take any big guy, give him the John Denver bowl cut and beard and they are going to look alike

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    Quote Originally Posted by Daisy Hill View Post
    but I guess you take any big guy, give him the John Denver bowl cut and beard and they are going to look alike

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    From the link 47 posted:

    "Police suspect the Bishop Sam Mullet is behind the latest attack."



    I find it amusing a guy named Mullet is suspected of jacking up somebodies hair.


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    Fucking savages.

    Thankfully, no-one really has anything to be afraid of. The majority of Amish violence is Amish on Amish. They tend to stick to their own hood as much as possible. If you don't have direct dealings with them (horse feed, seeds, shovels), you probably won't have any trouble. Also, if you "diss" their ride, they won't be able to catch you after the first twenty metres, even if they are on jacked up rims (horseshoes). Their "colours" are also pretty distinctive, so you know when danger is coming before it happens.

    If you do get cornered, just be cool and say, "You look mighty plain Sir. And so does your wife."

    That should do the trick.

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    Fucking savages.

    Thankfully, no-one really has anything to be afraid of. The majority of Amish violence is Amish on Amish. They tend to stick to their own hood as much as possible. If you don't have direct dealings with them (horse feed, seeds, shovels), you probably won't have any trouble. Also, if you "diss" their ride, they won't be able to catch you after the first twenty metres, even if they are on jacked up rims (horseshoes). Their "colours" are also pretty distinctive, so you know when danger is coming before it happens.

    If you do get cornered, just be cool and say, "You look mighty plain Sir. And so does your wife."

    That should do the trick.

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    Arrests Made in Amish ‘Beard Bandit’ Attacks

    Ohio police have arrested at least three men suspected of participating in a string of break-ins in which the victims have also had their beards and hair cut off and stolen. Authorities believe the mastermind behind the attacks is "renegade bishop" Sam Mullet, who leads a tiny Amish sect called the Bergholz Clan.

    Two out of the three arrestees are Mullet's sons: Johnny Mullet and and Lester Mullet. The third arrestee is Levi Miller. Police initially arrested Miller's brother, Lester, but released him after realizing that they had nabbed the wrong Miller. All three belong to the Bergholz clan, which is somehow even less mainstream than the larger Amish community in the area. The local sheriff says the attacks were meant to "humiliate and punish" Amish people who have softened in their views. More arrests are on the way.

    Bishop Mullet denies involvement in the attacks, reports WKYC:

    "They say I did but they don't believe anything I say," Mullet said, perched atop a bulldozer near the entrance of the road which houses his family enclave. "Because I'm the oldest here and I'm the bishop, I'm responsible."

    The alleged attackers' cutting spree is motivated by religion, not criminal intent, he adds:

    "It's all religion," he maintained, "that's why we can't understand why the sheriff has his nose in our business. It started with us excommunicating members that weren't listening or obeying our laws. That's where it all started. I didn't know the courts could stick their nose in religion, but that seems what they did here."

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    nabbed the wrong Miller huh? could have been worse, they could have nabbed the wrong Yoder. Those Yoders..no sense of humor

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