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    Default Woman kept with uniboob and eyes unable to close after surgery

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    Guess this didn't help her self worth as much as she though it would. Yikes


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    Two key points:

    1) I'd still do her.
    2) She had nice bazzoingas before. I'm a Dr. of boobage and I'd say she didn't need the surgery in the first place.

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    the uni boob was bad enough, but to have an unasked for eye surgery?

    what kind of mad doctor performs surgery to change someone's FACE without their permission? that's beyond incompetent, that's playing God

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    Quote Originally Posted by Daisy Hill View Post
    the uni boob was bad enough, but to have an unasked for eye surgery?

    what kind of mad doctor performs surgery to change someone's FACE without their permission? that's beyond incompetent, that's playing God
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    They can't correct her eyes? We can attach limbs from another person, we can now do face transplants but she can't get a surgery so that she can close her eyes?? Something is wrong here.
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    Question: Why was she getting breast ENHANCEMENT surgery to begin with?
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    Wow! did I have to reread that one. At first my mind was boggled on how breast surgery messed up her eyes. I thought they pulled something too tight somewhere.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Number 47 View Post
    Wow! did I have to reread that one. At first my mind was boggled on how breast surgery messed up her eyes. I thought they pulled something too tight somewhere.
    Oh God, 47!!! That made me laugh outloud - thankyou.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Dick Punch View Post
    I went in to have a root canal done and woke up two penises, couldn't be happier.
    Hope one of them wasn't in your ass....
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    Quote Originally Posted by voivod View Post
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    Quote Originally Posted by voivod View Post
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