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    Default The Ten Worst Heavy Metal Albums of All-Time!

    Here's the link to the article if you want to read it:

    http://new.music.yahoo.com/blogs/lis...s-of-all-time/

    My favorite part:

    "All Van Halen albums with Sammy Hagar qualify for this list. But that was too obvious."

    Album I don't agree with:

    Ozzy - Bark at the Moon. I totally disagree with this. Great album from start to finish. We'll almost. So Tired is pretty lame.
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    i thought the Motley album with Corabi was really good. I also liked Chinese Democracy,

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    Saw that list. That guy is a moron. Bark at The Moon and Fear of The Dark? Seriously?

    I liked one comment to the effect "some depeche mode douche must have gotten a journalist job"

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    My favorite part:

    "All Van Halen albums with Sammy Hagar qualify for this list. But that was too obvious."
    Yeah, I read that dorky article. Nice hat.
    Neither Halen nor Sam are heavy metal artists in the traditional sense. Even DLR disputed the "metal" label when he was in the band.
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    Quote Originally Posted by It's Mike View Post
    i thought the Motley album with Corabi was really good.
    +1. I was pretty done with Vince Neil by then. I liked what I heard off the disc. "Hooligan's Holiday" is a good rocker.
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    Yeah, saw that before. I laughed, but I was laughing at the stupidity of the line. The list isn't even really a list of the worst heavy metal albums, it's more like a list of the least successful albums/albums that are popular to make fun of by popular metal bands.

    I really don't get why Bark at the Moon is on there.

    Isn't Corabi the guy EVH had sing when he performed for that porn movie release?

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    The Van Hagar albums are not Heavy Metal.
    F that dude.
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    We’ve talked about this at length before but I hate how it’s totally “in” to slag on Van Hagar….like we all need to be embarrassed to be included in the millions of people who bought the albums. If you concern yourself with what’s cool, you’ll never have integrity because what’s cool keeps changing.
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    It's always been sorta the "cool" thing to do. Not just now-a-days. I liked both version of VH a ton though.

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    Quote Originally Posted by It's Mike View Post
    i thought the Motley album with Corabi was really good. I also liked Chinese Democracy,
    I agree. Never even liked MC until Corabi joined. I listen to that CD a lot... very good rock and roll record.

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    Quote Originally Posted by johnnybeane View Post
    The Van Hagar albums are not Heavy Metal.
    F that dude.
    It came from the 70's

    Look what HEAVY METAL once meant.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Number 47 View Post
    It came from the 70's

    Look what HEAVY METAL once meant.

    Well shut my mouth!
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    LOL.....I used to have that Twisted Sister album. I was huge into Stay Hungry in high school but this album was a steaming pile.


    Who could forget this heavy metal classic?? LMAO!! Talk about gaying it up!! Seriously you gotta watch at least the first minute to appreciate how pathetic this was.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Number 47 View Post
    It came from the 70's

    Look what HEAVY METAL once meant.

    There's other laughable ones on that album, but Delaney & Bonnie, and Van Morrison?
    I'm surprised they didn't include Dan Fogelrberg with those inclusions.

 

 

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