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    Default Gordon Ramsey look-alike dwarf porn star eaten by badgers

    I would guess that even the full sized Gordon Ramsey would be no match for the honey badger

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    The headline pretty much covers it, but we will provide further details for all the newshounds out there.
    According to reports, Percy Foster, a 35-year-old dwarf adult film star, was found partially eaten in a badger's den in Wales. Workers from the Ministry of Agriculture were preparing to gas the den when they came across the 3'6" Foster buried deep within the the tunnels of the sett (another name for a network of badger tunnels).
    Foster was new to the world of porn but had impressed producers with his uncanny resemblance to celebrity chef Gordon Ramsay. According to as much Google research as we could feasibly do in the office without getting fired, celebrity-lookalike-dwarf-porn is the financial pinnacle of adult dwarf entertainment and Foster was set to strike it rich.
    However, the stress may have been too much for Foster, as adult film producer Dexter Yamunkeh notes that "Percy was a little guy with big problems. He was doing well but he was under pressure 24/7, like everyone in this g**damned business."
    We will spare you the inevitable "Master Chef" porn titles that we are all obviously thinking and simply wonder this: in a world where everything has already been done at least once, could this be the first suicide by badger?

    AUTHOR'S NOTE: The badger pictured with this story is NOT associated in any way with Percy Foster or his tragic end. It is, to our knowledge, innocent of any violence against humanity.

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    This has got to be a wind-up, surely?

    We don't even have honey badgers here in Wales - just normal black, white and grey ones who generally eat wasps, worms and beetles rather than human beings.

    In actual fact, I'm more concerned about the gassing of the badgers mentioned in the article as it is currently illegal to harm badgers in the UK (although there are plans to introduce 'culling' / shooting in 2 areas of England as a sop to farmers concerned about TB being passed from the badgers to cattle - another farce which I won't go into here).
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    Percy Foster, a 35-year-old dwarf adult film star, was found partially eaten in a badger's den in Wales.

    Well, okay, that's weird. Still, as far as fetish-porn goes, it's pretty tame stuff.

    Is there any video? Just asking...







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    "celebrity-lookalike-dwarf-porn is the financial pinnacle of adult dwarf entertainment"


    I did not know that

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    Quote Originally Posted by Daisy Hill View Post
    "celebrity-lookalike-dwarf-porn is the financial pinnacle of adult dwarf entertainment"


    I did not know that


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    No need to even read the story... best thread title of the year so far.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Number 47 View Post
    No need to even read the story... best thread title of the year so far.
    My thoughts exactly!
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    Quote Originally Posted by dibblekins View Post
    This has got to be a wind-up, surely?

    We don't even have honey badgers here in Wales - just normal black, white and grey ones who generally eat wasps, worms and beetles rather than human beings.

    In actual fact, I'm more concerned about the gassing of the badgers mentioned in the article as it is currently illegal to harm badgers in the UK (although there are plans to introduce 'culling' / shooting in 2 areas of England as a sop to farmers concerned about TB being passed from the badgers to cattle - another farce which I won't go into here).
    I didn't see where it say's Honey Badgers?
    It is allowed to cull badgers, they have been doing it for years to stop the spread of bovine TB. If you ever cross the path of a wild Badger you will wish you had a gun, they are seriously ferocious if they're cornered and can do some real damage to people and animals. I happen to really like the little buggers but sadly I have had to shoot one, I didn't want to but it was necersary.
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    I can totally believe this story. Seenbad actually narrated a story about Honey Badgers. Here is his video!





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    Quote Originally Posted by tommywho5150 View Post
    I didn't see where it say's Honey Badgers?
    It is allowed to cull badgers, they have been doing it for years to stop the spread of bovine TB. If you ever cross the path of a wild Badger you will wish you had a gun, they are seriously ferocious if they're cornered and can do some real damage to people and animals. I happen to really like the little buggers but sadly I have had to shoot one, I didn't want to but it was necersary.
    It refers to "honey badgers" in the first sentence of the thread.

    No, Tom - I'm almost 100& sure it is currently illegal to slaughter badgers but is going to be reintroduced as a trial in 2 parts of England (in the form of shooting, not gassing). I will check to make sure, however.

    The link between bovine TB and badgers is tenuous at best. I would suggest that the shocking conditions of many intensive cattle farms is more dangerous to animal health than badgers. I do have some evidence for this, including the fact that my uncle used to be a cattle farmer but not of the intensive variety. Badgers co-existed happily on his farmland and he didn't have a single case of bovine TB. He left them alone and they left him well alone - he never had to shoot one either!

    PS I must apologise for taking this thread slightly off-topic. The proposed badger culling in parts of England is something I oppose very strongly, in case you couldn't tell - sorry!
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    Quote Originally Posted by dibblekins View Post
    It refers to "honey badgers" in the first sentence of the thread.

    No, Tom - I'm almost 100& sure it is currently illegal to slaughter badgers but is going to be reintroduced as a trial in 2 parts of England (in the form of shooting, not gassing). I will check to make sure, however.

    The link between bovine TB and badgers is tenuous at best. I would suggest that the shocking conditions of many intensive cattle farms is more dangerous to animal health than badgers. I do have some evidence for this, including the fact that my uncle used to be a cattle farmer but not of the intensive variety. Badgers co-existed happily on his farmland and he didn't have a single case of bovine TB. He left them alone and they left him well alone - he never had to shoot one either!

    PS I must apologise for taking this thread slightly off-topic. The proposed badger culling in parts of England is something I oppose very strongly, in case you couldn't tell - sorry!
    Debs, no need to appologise.
    I don't like the idea of mass cullings either. I know the link between Bovine TB and Badgers is tenuous, I have lived in the rural midlands all my life and know many farmers and their families and none of them have had cattle with Bovine TB to my knowledge and we see Badgers on a regular basis, infact there was one by my shed not so long ago and even cooler, a Fox was sat at my lounge window watching myself and a couple of friends jamming!!
    I only had to shoot the Badger because if was acting very aggressivly towards me and my dogs, had I been alone I would have probably run away like a big girly but as my dogs are trained gundogs they were at risk so I killed it. I did bury it if that makes it a little easier to bear!
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    Well, in case anybody was interested, badgers are currently a protected species (should be protected from dangerous Gordon Ramsay lookalike dwarves, perhaps!?) although there are certain exceptions:

    https://www.askthe.police.uk/content/Q31.htm

    And, Tom, I'm with you on this issue. There are a vast number of people I'd rather see culled than badgers. It strikes me that some FUCKING people will only be happy when they've destroyed every other form of living creature on this planet.

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    You think the honey badger cares? Honey badger doesn't give a shit.


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