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    Default Eel Swims Up Man's Penis

    Zhang Nan was bathing with live eels to cleanse his skin when one rogue serpent took a liking to his manhood.

    The eel treatment in question is a similar concept to the popular London spas that offer fish pedicures.

    Thinking that the eels would make him look ten years younger, Nan dived into the water and let them feast upon layers of dead skin.

    But after laying in the spa bath, Nan felt a sharp pain and realised a small eel was working its way up his urethra and into his bladder.

    'I climbed into the bath and I could feel the eels nibbling my body. But then suddenly I felt a severe pain and realised a small eel had gone into the end of my penis,' the 56-year-old from Honghu, Hubei province said.

    'I tried to hold it and take it out, but the eel was too slippery to be held and it disappeared up my penis.'

    Rushing himself to hospital, the man underwent a three-hour operation to remove the six-inch eel which was dead by the time doctors found it.

    Surgeon Jin Wang said that, because of the eel's slippery nature, it was able to make a smooth entry into the genitals of Nan.

    'The diameter of the urethra in a man's penis is just a little narrower, but because eels are quite slippery, its body worked as a lubricant and so it got into the penis smoothly,' he said.


    The dead eel is placed next to the surgical tool used to remove it from Zhang Nan's bladder
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    That's gay!

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    Damn thats nasty!!
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    I've heard blokes refer to their willies as 'trouser snakes' but that's just ridiculous!
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    "Surgeon Jin Wang said ...."

    That is just AWESOME!
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    WHA?!

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    I'm sick...

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    so either his significant other doesn't do the fellatio thing, or they just don't like sushi...

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    my god billy that was nasty.....uncalled for nasty.........
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    Damn, I just hate it when eels swim up my penis.
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    I'd call bullshit except I saw the same thing on Grey's Anatomy so it must be true

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    Zhang Nan, do not throw away that dead eel. Ever. Keep it in your car and you will never get another speeding ticket.

    "Look, Officer, you see this? This damn thing swam up my penis and had to be ripped out with pliers!"

    "Yikes! Okay, you can go, sir."







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    He be eelin...

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    Am I the only female that is getting "phantom penis pain" after reading this thread.

    I didn't eat my favorite smoked eel sushi for a year because I got curious and google imaged eel. I slowly but eventually got over it, true story!

 

 

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