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    A "person of interest" is being questioned at this time.

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    "Mazzola had a sex toy in his throat, which apparently obstructed his breathing, Miller said. He was also wearing a leather mask with the eyes and mouth zipped shut and a two-piece metal sphere covering his head."



    That shit is just wrong on every level. Visions of the Pulp Fiction basement scene.
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    I'm guessing they are speaking figuratively when they use the word "man"....
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    Quote Originally Posted by Double Down View Post
    "Mazzola had a sex toy in his throat, which apparently obstructed his breathing, Miller said. He was also wearing a leather mask with the eyes and mouth zipped shut and a two-piece metal sphere covering his head."



    That shit is just wrong on every level. Visions of the Pulp Fiction basement scene.
    Ok, I don't get this...the dude had , more than likely, a fake cock in his throat, with a mask covering his eyes and mouth, and a 2-piece metal helmet on his head. Someone helped him do this and they say they left before he died. There are soooo many things that are fucked up with this, that I really don't want to know what really happened before he died. Plus, someone gets mauled by one of his bears, and no charges. It was called a work related accident. Who do these people know to get away with this crazy ass shit? Man, LOL! (kind of)
    Just go for it!

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    The Devil has twisted sex up in to some pretty bizarre shit.
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    Where was Arthur Bishop at the time, I wonder?

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    This story is so bizarre that it is difficult to comprehend really. I have a hard time believing that people actually do this shit in real life, but apparently a lot of people do because things like sex shows, kink shows, swingers clubs etc have quite the following. Gimme my wife in some sexy lingerie and I'm good to go, every time No urges beyond that I'm afraid.

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    I just don't understand that.

    What in the hell is he thinking, like us dudes need help getting off!
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    Is the TLW goat still in Houston?

    SNIC, we seriously need to think about the safety of others next year at TLW. This guy is dead because of a, "Toy". Hell, you got racked across the forehead with anal beeds and almost went unconscious. Think about it, someone at TLW could have choked on the goat's plastic covering. I believe that we are seriously jeopardizing TLW crew safety with the, "Gag Gifts" we always seem to get for the party.

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    Face it, Chuck, you're just glad you weren't on call anywhere near the guy in this story.
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    Quote Originally Posted by VanHalenRules View Post
    Face it, Chuck, you're just glad you weren't on call anywhere near the guy in this story.
    No joke, but I've made a call or 2 that walked the same path as this story. Well, actually 1 guy was dead, but had been that way for a couple of days, the other..................got a ride to the hospital for emergency surgery!!

    Freaks getting their freak on and shit going south in the blink of an eye!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hurricane Halen View Post
    Is the TLW goat still in Houston?

    SNIC, we seriously need to think about the safety of others next year at TLW. This guy is dead because of a, "Toy". Hell, you got racked across the forehead with anal beeds and almost went unconscious. Think about it, someone at TLW could have choked on the goat's plastic covering. I believe that we are seriously jeopardizing TLW crew safety with the, "Gag Gifts" we always seem to get for the party.

    Next year, let's, "Err on the side of safety"! I'm thinking we could bring, Real Samurai Swords instead.

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    you need a "safey word" like "twat waffle"...although in the case of this guy, it would be pretty difficult to blurt out a safety word with a sex toy crammed down your throat hmmmmmm

    maybe these freaks need to learn ASL or somethingn

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    Quote Originally Posted by Daisy Hill View Post
    you need a "safey word" like "twat waffle"...although in the case of this guy, it would be pretty difficult to blurt out a safety word with a sex toy crammed down your throat hmmmmmm

    maybe these freaks need to learn ASL or somethingn
    A safety word might be a good idea, but if someone yelled out, "Twat Waffle" at TLW, everyone would be running upstairs at the house, strapping on guitars and getting ready to jam, including me! Leaving a injuried patient puts me in a weird situation and I run the possibility of being, "Sued" by the patient if I don't perform what I'm trained to do. Shit, who am I kidding, I run the possibility of being sued, no matter what the outcome is.

    Maybe a safety word such as, "Blue 22, Blue 22, hut, hut", might work. We should think about it.

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