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    Default Florence Henderson got the crabs from former NY City Mayor John Lindsay

    because it is Saturday night and I am stuck at work and bored I offer you this

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    Beloved TV Mom Caught Crabs From Old NYC Mayor
    Lauri Apple — Brady Bunch matriarch, star dancer, and Wesson-pusher Florence Henderson reveals in her new memoir that back in the 1960s she had a thing with late NYC mayor John Lindsay and ended up with a case of the "little black things," otherwise known as baby spiders.

    Ha ha no, just kidding—they were actually pubic lice, or "crabs." Strangely, these gifted pets did not lead Henderson to instantly fall in love with Lindsay, who ruled o'er NYC from 1966-1973:

    "Guess I learned the hard way that crabs do not discriminate but cross over all socioeconomic strata," Henderson writes. "He must have had quite the active life. What a way to put the kibosh on a relationship."

    Henderson—who was married at the time—says she got together with Lindsay (who died in 2000, and couldn't be reached for comment) because she was "lonely." But he was also a looker: even the New York Daily News had a crush on him, and a former buildings commissioner once described him as "one of the most attractive and hottest political properties of his time." When she discovered the crab-things, she told Lindsay and he "sent her flowers and a note of apology," which was nice of him. (Did she frame the note and put it on her wall, in her office? Probably not?)

    Comparing this to Anthony Weinergate, one could say that politician-centric sex scandals have gotten better with time. Say what you will about Twitpics, but at least they don't require a doctor's visit.

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    I really thought more people would care that Florence Henderson had crabs

    lemme tell ya..... you people are difficult to entertain

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    She was warned. She was given an explanation. Nevertheless, she persisted.

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    Well, after sleeping with her under age co-star, this is pretty tame.
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    What a whore, did she pass them on to her hubby too.
    I used to jog but the ice cubes kept falling out of my glass.

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    It was bad enough finding out Mike Brady was gay, this was just too much.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Daisy Hill View Post
    I really thought more people would care that Florence Henderson had crabs

    lemme tell ya..... you people are difficult to entertain
    Sorry, after hearing about Sam The Butcher and Barbara Eden and the '72weekend in Tahiti with the jumper cables, the Mormon Tabernacle, the 2 gallons of Miracle Whip and Liberace providing the ambience.....the bar had been raised.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Dave's Dreidel View Post
    Well, after sleeping with her under age co-star, this is pretty tame.
    That didn't happen.

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    Flo is a ho.
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    Quote Originally Posted by BREW CREW View Post
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    She's prepared... And she brought a friend.


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    Quote Originally Posted by VegasVic View Post
    She's prepared... And she brought a friend.

    Lube it up and drive it home, Greg Brady!
    Just go for it!

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    Quote Originally Posted by VegasVic View Post
    That didn't happen.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Dave's Dreidel View Post
    Well, after sleeping with her under age co-star, this is pretty tame.
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    That didn't happen.
    Good, because that is beyond creepy if she did.
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