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    Default Go the F%&k to Sleep!

    reports are that this book is being banned in New Zealand but seriously hasn't every parent been here?

    your precious little one just won't go to sleep and you pull out every trick, every technique.... including prayer and bribery..... and still.....that kid just won't go the fock to sleep!

    so someone has written a children's book and it's genius....especially as read by Samuel L Jackson

    listen to it here...too funny

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    A friend sent me a pdf of that book a month ago. It was hilarious to read.
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    the audio book is read by samuel l jackson. its great to hear him read it. perfect match. it is a free download at audible.com. over 160,000 downloads already. grab it while you can.

    Quote Originally Posted by Daisy Hill View Post
    reports are that this book is being banned in New Zealand but seriously hasn't every parent been here?

    your precious little one just won't go to sleep and you pull out every trick, every technique.... including prayer and bribery..... and still.....that kid just won't go the fock to sleep!

    so someone has written a children's book and it's genius....especially as read by Samuel L Jackson

    listen to it here...too funny

    http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2011/0..._n_877551.html

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    Mace Windu was on Letterman last night and read an excerpt from the book. Funny stuff and I can attest that it is true. There has been plenty of times where my 2 boys wouldn't go to sleep and I would say (to myself) "GTFTS"...
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    Don't know that I'd categorize it as a children's book as most reports are. It's more a novelty book for parents. I've read it, an expectant parent friend of mine recieved it as a shower gift, and I thought it was funny as hell, but the thought never crossed my mind that someone would store it on the shelf next to little Joey's Cat In The Hat and Mother Goose books.

    As little faith as I might have in the condition of the parenting skills of todays society, I can still hold enough faith that this can be kept in perspective.

    Some people just aren't happy unless they have some cause or moral crisis to bitch about. Here's a novel idea.....How bout' we all worry about us and ours, and leave everyone else alone.

    If you don't like the book, or the music, or the movie, or the TV show...don't buy it, listen to it, watch it, or accept it into your home...you do make the rules in your own house, don't you ? It's really not rocket science.
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    I got the book this morning for a Father's Day gift, and have the "audiobook" read by Samuel L. Jackson. My wife and I love it, but the kids don't get to experience either of them until they are old enough to appreciate it.
    Nothing to see here.

 

 

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