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    Default would you wear your wedding ring if it had been stashed in a crack ho's vagina?

    That's the first thing I thought when I read this story

    second thing I thought is that women today are using their vagina's in the way we used to use fanny packs

    third thing I thought of was that I would quit my job if I had to retrieve those rings

    Female roofer nailed for allegedly stealing jewelry, hiding inside body
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    Erie County Sheriff's deputies arrested an Elyria roofer who told them she stole valuable jewelry from a Wakeman home and concealed it inside her body.

    Elizabeth N. Jones, 19, is in the Erie County jail on charges that include theft, burglary, tampering with evidence and possession of drugs.

    Michele Halliwell, 12000 block Ohio 113 East, told deputies Jones had been part of a crew working on her roof when she went inside to use the restroom and asked to use the bathtub to wash her legs. Shortly afterward, Halliwell noticed her husband's wedding ring and grandmother's diamond ring were missing. Someone had also rifled through her purse and wallet.

    When deputies arrived, they found Jones behind the barn with two crack cocaine pipes, a lighter, syringe and what appeared to be other makeshift drug accessories. She appeared to be under the influence of narcotics, according to the report. Jones admitted she was using crack cocaine and has been addicted to the drug since she was 12.

    She also admitted she'd gone inside the Halliwell home looking for something to steal and had concealed the rings inside her vagina. Deputies asked a female nurse at the jail to recover the rings, which together had an estimated value of $5,000.

    The rings are being held as evidence, along with a gold makeup case containing suspected crack cocaine, a container with three Vicodin tablets and one Xanax pill.

    Jones remained in the Erie County jail Monday on a total bond of more than $68,000, a jail spokesman said.

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    She was warned. She was given an explanation. Nevertheless, she persisted.

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    Nice. Women have been hiding things in their vaginas for centuries, they're called men's souls.
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    Uhhmmm, yeah! I'm wearing my penis aren't I?!?

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    Quote Originally Posted by shamalama View Post
    Nice. Women have been hiding things in their vaginas for centuries, they're called men's souls.
    Nice. That made me chuckle.

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    Hmmm...

    This might explain how I got such a great deal on this laptop.







    Don't read this.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bullwinkle View Post
    Hmmm...

    This might explain how I got such a great deal on this laptop.
    Post of the thread.
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    Quote Originally Posted by shamalama View Post
    Nice. Women have been hiding things in their vaginas for centuries, they're called men's souls.
    True
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    If my wedding ring was found inside another woman's vagina I'd be more concerned about my wife thinking it slipped off.

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    Could've been worse. Could've been her butt.
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    Or someones dentures
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    Quote Originally Posted by wham bam will rock View Post
    Could've been worse. Could've been her butt.
    When it comes to crack whores, I'm not so sure that's worse.
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    i spose it would all depend if it was my Grandma's holocaust ring!
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    Quote Originally Posted by tommywho5150 View Post
    i spose it would all depend if it was my Grandma's holocaust ring!
    I didn't know they gave out rings at the holocaust.
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