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    Man admits having sex with 1,000 cars

    A man who claims to have had sex with 1,000 cars has defended his "romantic" feelings towards vehicles.


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    12:20PM BST 21 May 2008

    Edward Smith, who lives with his current "girlfriend" – a white Volkswagen Beetle named Vanilla, insisted that he was not "sick" and had no desire to change his ways.

    "I appreciate beauty and I go a little bit beyond appreciating the beauty of a car only to the point of what I feel is an expression of love," he said.

    "Maybe I'm a little bit off the wall but when I see movies like Herbie and Knight Rider, where cars become loveable, huggable characters it's just wonderful.

    "I'm a romantic. I write poetry about cars, I sing to them and talk to them just like a girlfriend. I know what's in my heart and I have no desire to change."

    He added: "I'm not sick and I don't want to hurt anyone, cars are just my preference."

    Mr Smith, 57, first had sex with a car at the age of 15, and claims he has never been attracted to women or men.

    But his wandering eye has spread beyond cars to other vehicles. He says that his most intense sexual experience was "making love" to the helicopter from 1980s TV hit Airwolf.

    As well as Vanilla, he regularly spends time with his other vehicles – a 1973 Opal GT, named Cinnamon, and 1993 Ford Ranger Splash, named Ginger.

    Before Vanilla, he had a five-year relationship with Victoria, a 1969 VW Beetle he bought from a family of Jehovah's Witnesses.
    But he confesses that many of the cars he has had sex with have belonged to strangers or car showrooms.

    His last relationship with a woman was 12 years ago - and he could not bring himself to consummate it, although he did have sex with girls in his younger days.

    Mr Smith, from Washington state in the US, kept quiet about his secret fetish for years, but agreed to be interviewed as part of a channel Five documentary into “mechaphilia”. He is shown meeting other enthusiasts at a rally in California

    Talking about how his unusual passion developed, Mr Smith said: "It's something that grew as a part of me when I was a kid and I could not shake it.

    "I just loved cute cars right from the beginning, but over the years it got stronger once I got into my teenage years and was my first having sexual urges.

    "When I turned 13 and the famous Corvette Stingray came about, that car was pure sex and just an incredible machine. I wanted it.

    "I didn't fully understand it myself except that I know I'm not hurting anyone and I do not intend to."

    He added: "There are moments way out in the middle of nowhere when I see a little car parked and I swear it needs loving.

    "There have been certain cars that attracted me and I would wait until night time, creep up to them and just hug and kiss them.

    "As far as women go, they never really interested me much. And I'm not gay.”

    Mr Smith is now part of a global community of more than 500 “car lovers” brought together by internet forums.

    • My Car Is My Lover is on Five on Wednesday, May 28.

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    Umm...ok
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    Quote Originally Posted by TheresOnlyOneWay View Post
    Mr Smith, from Washington state...
    That probably explains it. Wouldn't surprise me either if he was from Enumclaw! Watch your back(side), OLO!

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    So, let me get this right, he's having sex with Herbie???
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    They need to get this guy on to an episode of Top Gear, stat!
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    I don't get it...Does he insert his doodah up the exhaust pipe or something? How else can you actually 'have sex' with it?

    And the idea that a mechaphiliac (or whatever it's called) could be doing that to / on my car when I'm not around is vile - I am going to have to wear gloves and use anti-bacterial wipes to open the doors from now on...Yuck!
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    Is having sex with someone in a car considered a threesome? Are convertibles considered sluts who are "asking for it"? Is sex with a car with an 8 cylinder engine a better than sex with a 4 cylinder one? Are cars with a stick shift considered male? Is a car with its hazards lights on ovulating? Is backfiring like a pussyfart? So many questions...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bugs Meanie View Post
    Is having sex with someone in a car considered a threesome? Are convertibles considered sluts who are "asking for it"? Is sex with a car with an 8 cylinder engine a better than sex with a 4 cylinder one? Are cars with a stick shift considered male? Is a car with its hazards lights on ovulating? Is backfiring like a pussyfart? So many questions...
    I had an ex that apparently thought so...one of MANY reasons she is an ex.
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    Quote Originally Posted by VanHalenRules View Post
    I had an ex that apparently thought so...one of MANY reasons she is an ex.
    Really, VHR? Care to elaborate? I am intrigued...

    (I am referring to the bit in the earlier post about her penchant for gear sticks).
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    This show was on BBC America a few years ago...

    If any of you notice, the article is from May 2008...

    The guy does not live in Enumclaw near OLO...

    He lives in Yelm which is about a 10 ro 15 minute drive from me... What a fuckin' sicko... People in Yelm are fuckin' whacked out... When I heard where he was from, it didn't surprise me... If you don't believe me when I tell y'all Yelm people are weird, google Ramtha and check her shit out... She has a mansion when you get into Yelm and there's a lot of weird shit that goes on there...
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    Quote Originally Posted by dibblekins View Post
    Really, VHR? Care to elaborate? I am intrigued...
    Drive in theater....I went to go get drinks and popcorn...apparently I took too long or something, as she was straddling the console and, ummm, pleasuring herself on the shifter.

    This gal was oversexed to the extreme....was nothing for her to want to go at it 8 or more times a day.
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    Quote Originally Posted by VanHalenRules View Post
    Drive in theater....I went to go get drinks and popcorn...apparently I took too long or something, as she was straddling the console and, ummm, pleasuring herself on the shifter.

    This gal was oversexed to the extreme....was nothing for her to want to go at it 8 or more times a day.
    Hmm that's crazy!! I always wonder what becomes of turbo sluts like the ones mentioned in this thread once they start aging?

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    Quote Originally Posted by BeautifulGirl5150 View Post
    Hmm that's crazy!! I always wonder what becomes of turbo sluts like the ones mentioned in this thread once they start aging?
    Up until a year or so ago, this one was still stalking me, even got my cell number somehow and was sending me nudy pics. She's also on husband number 5 or 6...and to think I was engaged to this masterpiece at one time.
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    Oh wait not the ones mentioned in this thread, I thought I was still in the teacher-orgy thread, my bad!!

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    Crikey, VHR - that's - gosh - I'm speechless - she was actually straddling the gearstick?

    Was it the gearstick incident that caused the break-up or the fact that you were physically drained? (Literally and metaphorically).
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