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    Default FOX NEWS announce DLR has lost his looks

    The Diamond One is third on Fox News's list of 'Stars who've lost their looks'.
    Don't worry, Dave, just remember, all publicity is good - no matter what is said...
    What do we think of Dave's ranking? Does it even matter?
    I'm FEMALE...Deal with it!

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    Unfortunately he's lost a lot more than that. Like his right to speak and be himself, his balls are gone. He gave all that up so he could be the front man again. How un Roth like.

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    Love the thread title.

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    And just to rub salt into the wounds...Having now scanned the entire list, poor old Dave doesn't make only one appearance but TWO - so bad they named him twice! Oh, the ignomy of it all!
    I'm FEMALE...Deal with it!

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    I lost mine too
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    About time FOX News actually lives up to it's name.
    My man, when you are fantasizing, don't go for attainable, you can get attainable at the local Applebee's. - Dave's Dreidel

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    Fox News are a bunch of douchebags.

    DLR on his worst day can still get more and hotter women than Sean Hannity on his best.

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    You mean this? http://www.foxnews.com/slideshow/ent...looks/#slide=1

    I see no Dave on there.

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    pretty much every member of VH, past or present, is kinda lacking in the looks dept lately.
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    GOOD EVENING AMERICA. I'M WALTER CRONKITE... DAVID LEE ROTH HAS LOST HIS LOOKS.

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    Quote Originally Posted by VHwasCoolestWithDLR View Post
    You mean this? http://www.foxnews.com/slideshow/ent...looks/#slide=1

    I see no Dave on there.
    First mention of DLR
    http://www.foxnews.com/slideshow/ent...looks/#slide=5

    Second mention of DLR
    http://www.foxnews.com/slideshow/ent...ooks/#slide=77

    I think you may be looking at a different slideshow.
    I'm FEMALE...Deal with it!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Number 47 View Post


    GOOD EVENING AMERICA. I'M WALTER CRONKITE... DAVID LEE ROTH HAS LOST HIS LOOKS.
    Brilliant!
    I'm FEMALE...Deal with it!

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    "Life's too short to stuff a mushroom"... Shirley Conran, 1975

    "You turn if you want to...The LADY is NOT for turning!"...Margaret
    Thatcher, 1980


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    Quote Originally Posted by Number 47 View Post


    GOOD EVENING AMERICA. I'M WALTER CRONKITE... DAVID LEE ROTH HAS LOST HIS LOOKS.
    Obama: That's it, if I've lost this to Cronkite, I've lost the American public.
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    Not that I am an expert on it, but I think both DLR and Al look pretty good for their age.
    Taylor Swift is nice to look at. Adele can sing.

    Emperor Brett - "I can't believe you guys are analyzing song-by-song Van Halen III? What next, analyzing the script of Stroker Ace looking for some shred of Citizen Kane?"

    David Lee Roth did the impossible. He made Van Halen better. Deal with it!

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    ... In other news, scientists have just discovered that humans age over time. Who knew?...
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