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    Default Warning from the spirit of the mother of everything in this galaxy

    She is a Pleidean and leader with the Galactic Federation of Light who are here to save us from the reptilians who swing by the earth every 50 years or so to feast on our corpses. The reptilians need to cause wars on earth to provide themselves with fresh corpses which they beam up onto their mother ships for feasting. The Pleideans are trying to save us but our government is evidently run by the reptilians who wish to destroy the Pleideans and eat us, unfortunately.


    "Don't test me Mr. Obama. Don't test the Pleideans!"

    Pleidean Ultimatum to Obama and all Hostiles; "Surrender or Die!"


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    "Find out what pills they gave her and ask for a doggie bag"- Sophia Petrillo
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    Whatever she is smoking must be really good.

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    I heard a full interview with this chick on a podcast. Shes seriously off her nut.

    Probably fantastic in the sack though!! Might shit in your shoe afterwards though.
    A little zen....... Headed your way.......

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    Quote Originally Posted by Goo View Post
    I heard a full interview with this chick on a podcast. Shes seriously off her nut.

    Probably fantastic in the sack though!! Might shit in your shoe afterwards though.



    That is the funniest thing I've read all week. Thank You

    Sadly, I can see her on the Presidential ticket with Sarah Palin.
    I used to jog but the ice cubes kept falling out of my glass.

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    Do all Pleideans have such enormous racks?
    It must be a gravity thing.







    Don't read this.

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    Looks like she lives in a pretty nice crib. I guess going completely Planters can really help you pull down some green.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Goo View Post
    I heard a full interview with this chick on a podcast. Shes seriously off her nut.

    Probably fantastic in the sack though!! Might shit in your shoe afterwards though.
    ROFLMAO! That might be the funniest thing I've read in months...
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    My advice is to go for the alien abduction story. Look bemused, dishevelled and on the verge of tears as you recount your story of intrusive and degrading medical tests.
    Worked for me anyway. I still have colleagues asking me what it is like to fuck a green womanoid with seventeen breasts.
    Alternatively just walk in and inform everyone that alcoholism is indeed a disease and that they should be less judgemental and perhaps a little more supportive."
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    Where the hell is that news cast from in the second video? Is that the Scientology network or something?

    Crazy bitches are all hot!

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    how does the interviewer keep a streight face
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    I can't watch here, but is that Blossom Goodchild?
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    Well she managed to throw in every conspiracy theory known to man in only 3 minutes...the Pope, the Draconians, Niburu, natural disasters...but that is bat shit crazy right there.

    Would love to play with her jugs. She would probably sacrifice me at a Draconian alter afterwards though...tough call.

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    I think I went out with this chick in 78. Too bad Seinfeld is out of production this would be a good episode. ( Bass Plucking)
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    I keep waiting for her to tell Alex to quit picking on Mallory and go to his room!

 

 

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