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    Dads: The Original Hipsters

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    Your dad didnít give a fuck before you did. He smoked, drank, fucked, fought, and pissed into the wind of life. Then one night, while jacked on mescaline, he screwed your mom. It was just supposed to be one night. But, that tryst became bastardized when you were conceived from it. Your dad had to settle down. So hipsters, next time youíre out drinking on a Tuesday night or biking without a helmet, remember youíre the bastard love baby of your dadís not giving a fuck attitude.
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    Cool site!



    Your dad played guitar before you did. He was a garage god, ripping power chords and blasting solos out of his Marshall half stack. His amp didn’t go up to 11, it went up to panty dropper and he would blast his notes into your mom’s lady bits.

    So hipsters, next time you’re trying to learn Elliot Smith’s Needle in the Hay or some shitty Vampire Weekend song that your girlfriend heard in a Toyota commercial…remember this, your mom was your dad’s groupie because he crushed it on the guitar.

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    That is a funny ass site. Perfect for Fathers Day.
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