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    Oh man, I love this site! Some of these are so great!!
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    Ha, I just read through a bunch of them. LMAO


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    I'm going to have to say these are all fake. Either that or iphone users are the dumbest people on earth. Nobody with a droid or blackberry ever had a bad auto correct?

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    Of course they're fake, no phone is autocorrecting to "cunt."
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    Quote Originally Posted by Brett View Post
    Of course they're fake, no phone is autocorrecting to "cunt."
    Well, you never know. The phone could've been programmed in New York.
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    I don't think these are fake. There is also a site for awkward parent texts, wrong number texts, drunks texts and so forth.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Brett View Post
    Of course they're fake, no phone is autocorrecting to "cunt."
    what he said. If that's a real message, it's not the autocorrect's fault! It allowed me to type the word, but anything I typed close to it would not suggest it.

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    How about the first one where he says "I'm eating your mother out tonight" instead of "taking". Might be a real text conversation but it obviously has nothing to do with auto correct.
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    I have to believe they're fake, but damn funny nonethless:













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    Indeed. Fake? Possibly. Funny as fuck? You bet.
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    I have had these types of typos happen a few times. It happens when you miss the space bar and two words end up being one and the iPhone picks the closest word. And of course when you don't double check what you typed before hitting send. As for the word cunt....once you have used a word a couple of times the phone will remember the word and will absolutely autocorrect to it. For example...my son always signs off with loveyoumissyoubye. All one word...now when I type just the first few letters it offers up loveyoumissyoubye as the word to insert. I'm telling you..this stuff is real.
    Here is one that I did myself as a result of not catching the autocorrected word. Obviously I meant to say Coke....

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    Quote Originally Posted by Brett View Post
    Of course they're fake, no phone is autocorrecting to "cunt."
    My Vagizon Smart Bitch 2000 begs to differ.

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    My Vagizon Smart Bitch 2000 begs to differ.
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    Quote Originally Posted by jetguy5150 View Post
    I have had these types of typos happen a few times. It happens when you miss the space bar and two words end up being one and the iPhone picks the closest word. And of course when you don't double check what you typed before hitting send. As for the word cunt....once you have used a word a couple of times the phone will remember the word and will absolutely autocorrect to it. For example...my son always signs off with loveyoumissyoubye. All one word...now when I type just the first few letters it offers up loveyoumissyoubye as the word to insert. I'm telling you..this stuff is real.
    Here is one that I did myself as a result of not catching the autocorrected word. Obviously I meant to say Coke....

    C'mon, Linksters! We cannot let this slip by without comment. Jetguy went out of his way to share a drink recipe with us, after all.

    Um ... is it shaken, not stirred?

 

 

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