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    $1 bill for $5 bill
    Date: 2011-04-14, 7:08AM EDT

    I have this authentic United States One Dollar bill that I would like to trade for your Five Dollar bill or higher. This $1 bill is legal for all debts, Public AND Private! The IRS will not know that you have this fine Green Back! Use it to pay that gambling debt or even that lot lizard you still owe money to at Iowa 80! This note is signed by Katherine Ortega, noted Secretary of the Treasury under Mr. Ronald W. Reagan!!!!

    No text messages or phone calls, only email, we gotta keep this chit on the DL so that Big Brother doesn't find out about it!

    I can meet you at on the 6th Level, northeast side, area B, parking spot number 42 of that big 'ol parking garage at the casino, we'll do the exchange there. Be sure to wear dark clothing and dark glasses with a hat pulled low over your eyes. I will have the $1 bill hanging loosely out of my rear pocket, approach slowly, do not look me in the eyes, and say, "Fine Day Mr. Green, don't you think?" I will respond in my native tongue, Mescalero Apache, with the following word: " Tł''na'" We can then complete the transaction

    I will also trade this for a $3 dollar bill.

    it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests

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