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    Default The official "It's a dickhead post - should I?" thread

    We've all been there. Be honest now. You jump into a thread and begin typing furiously. Something just has to be said and you are the man to say it. Then, just before you hit submit, you reread and you go "Oh dear."

    You realise it is..............

    a. The result of too much alcohol
    b. The result of too little sleep
    c. The result of an irrational momentary/permanent hatred of the poster you are quoting/subject you are commenting on.
    d. The result of some weird compulsive repetitive syndrome
    e. Hte erslut of dleisixa
    f. The result of some weird compulsive repetitive syndrome.

    DO NOT hit submit BUT DO NOT waste that gem of insight.

    We've all been there with our finger hovering over that enter button.

    Copy and paste my friends. Here is a safe place to put it. Remove names. Do not include quotes.

    The diamond I considered........

    "I am now going to write a letter to Fred Phelps (Westboro Baptist Church) and tell him that I lie around naked masturbating to pictures of him. You just know the guy is a raging repressed fairy"

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    Oh boy. I've had more than a couple of those posts, I'm ashamed to say. A couple were de-railers.
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    Quote Originally Posted by graeme View Post
    The diamond I considered........

    "I am now going to write a letter to Fred Phelps (Westboro Baptist Church) and tell him that I lie around naked masturbating to pictures of him. You just know the guy is a raging repressed fairy"
    And what exactly kept you from posting this? It's not like Fred Phelps posts here, and if he does, he's definitely got an account at the Army as well.





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    I must be stupid or ignorant. I don't get it? the point is? Seriously, not to diss you bro but WTF
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    of twenty something thousand posts, I would assume around a thousand would fall in to one of those cats, you betcha......ok, maybe 2k.
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    I LIVE for reading the kinds of posts that better judgement would send into the ether never to be posted.

    go ahead, make my day

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    Actually I have never gotten close to posting this...but I have thought it.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Daisy Hill View Post
    I LIVE for reading the kinds of posts that better judgement would send into the ether never to be posted.

    go ahead, make my day

    And yet even when better judgment prevails you can still get burned. Funny how that can work.
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    If only it were possible to anonymously post in this thread.
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    Actually I had one yesterday that I thought better of.....simply because I KNEW it would spiral out of control and eventually get the thread locked up.

    I'm really not sure I should even post it here...

    That dude that tattooed his kid is a serious douche, though.
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    1. Hey "Brett"…. Get off your high horse. You walk around like you own the place. Geez…

    2. Hey, a cup joke would sure be funny right here…

    3. There's gotta be a way to make a "you can't be in two…" joke right here.

    4. Let's see… Something about "you can't be in two cups"… hmmm….

    5. Hey 47… What are you talkin' about?

    6. What's a "squalen"?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Lodewijk View Post
    Actually I had one yesterday that I thought better of.....simply because I KNEW it would spiral out of control and eventually get the thread locked up.

    I'm really not sure I should even post it here...

    That dude that tattooed his kid is a serious douche, though.
    now, with a post like that you gotta share your little nugget!
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    Quote Originally Posted by VegasVic View Post
    5. Hey 47 What are you talkin' about?
    I think I understand maybe 1 out of every 10. But that's not on him I guess, that's on me. But yeah, almost all of them go right over my head.
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    Quote Originally Posted by tommywho5150 View Post
    now, with a post like that you gotta share your little nugget!
    I was going to make some comments about abortion... and how everyone seems so appalled by a Dad giving his young son a stupid tattoo, but will argue all day to preserve a Mom's right to murder a baby in the womb as if it's perfectly acceptable.

    The ultra animal rights people are the same way, not meaning to generalize, but a lot of the same people who get all up in arms over a squirrel getting maced by a cop are pro-choice...I don't understand the rationale.


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