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    Default Maria Jose Cristerna: The Vampire Woman


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    geez, man, I just ate breakfast...

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    Wow. Who has some holy water, a wooden stake and a crucifix? At least she isnt sparkling and looks like she was ripped from the pages of Abercrombie and Fitch...
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    And as nasty as that is, I guarantee you there is some dude tapping that.

    Think about it...and then throw up.
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    Look, I like tattoos and piercings on my women, don't get me wrong. But in moderation. Good Lord that's repulsive
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    Mentally ill.

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    Her parents must be so proud.
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    Quote Originally Posted by seenbad View Post
    Her parents must be so proud.
    i was just about to post the same thing.

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    maybe it's because i work within the tattoo and piercing world and i'm de-sensitzed to it, but i can't see anything wrong with it, i don't think it's attractive, but it's her choice to have all that work done. i know guys that would crawl over broken glass barefoot to get her number too!..lol
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    Quote Originally Posted by tommywho5150 View Post
    i know guys that would crawl over broken glass barefoot to get her number too!..lol
    So do I, OLO! This is TOTALLY up his alley!

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    Quote Originally Posted by tommywho5150 View Post
    maybe it's because i work within the tattoo and piercing world and i'm de-sensitzed to it, but i can't see anything wrong with it, i don't think it's attractive, but it's her choice to have all that work done. i know guys that would crawl over broken glass barefoot to get her number too!..lol
    I'm thinking these are the type of people who would crawl over broken glass barefoot just for fun.

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    I think that's....HOT.

    Plenty of places to grab on to.








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    Quote Originally Posted by It's Mike View Post
    I'm thinking these are the type of people who would crawl over broken glass barefoot just for fun.
    oddly enough, some of them would, although i'm lucky that my clientelle are slightly more sophisticated than your average sado masochist...only slightly though!
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    "I'm a 45-year-old man, and I still like to wear a thong or a speedo when I go swimming.
    Not because I have a great body, it's just an easy way to make sure I have the hotel swimming pool all to myself."...Bullwinkle for quite obvious reasons!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hurricane Halen View Post
    So do I, OLO! This is TOTALLY up his alley!

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    OLO likes vampire women up his alley!...that's old news!
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    "I'm a 45-year-old man, and I still like to wear a thong or a speedo when I go swimming.
    Not because I have a great body, it's just an easy way to make sure I have the hotel swimming pool all to myself."...Bullwinkle for quite obvious reasons!

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    I almost shit myself when I saw this. I like to think of myself as a pretty liberal guy, but this just isn't right. What the fuck is wrong with people?

 

 

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