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    January 15th, 2011 at 12:01PM

    My mother eloped with my father and after a week of marriage, my grandmother handed her a used tube of KY jelly and said, “Well, all I can tell you is - wiggle when he wiggles.”

    She was serious.

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    Beware! One never knows when the homosexual is about!




    He may appear normal!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bullwinkle View Post
    Beware! One never knows when the homosexual is about!




    He may appear normal!!!
    Wow, that was some trippy shit right there, had no idea that kind of stuff was out there in the 50's.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Bullwinkle View Post
    Beware! One never knows when the homosexual is about!




    He may appear normal!!!
    Looks like Freddie Mercury and Les Nessman had a love child.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Dave's Dreidel View Post
    Wow, that was some trippy shit right there, had no idea that kind of stuff was out there in the 50's.
    Oh, Homosexuals have been picking up young male hitch hikers since the car was first invented, all the way through to today.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bullwinkle View Post
    Beware! One never knows when the homosexual is about!




    He may appear normal!!!
    taken from the onion:

    BOSTON—During a widely publicized press conference at the Boston University School of Medicine Friday, researchers announced a breakthrough new technique that cures homophobia by immersing patients in a large glass tank overflowing with gays. "Rather than avoid one's fear of homosexual men, we believe it's crucial to face it head on," behavioral psychologist Dr. Dolph Kleineman told reporters, explaining how homophobic subjects are hooked up to a harness and lowered into a room containing bare-chested men dancing suggestively to the latest club hits, kissing, and feeding one another strawberries. "So far the treatment has been successful, with early test subjects being able to go out into the real world and see a gay couple hold hands without making a bigoted remark." When asked if there was a risk of subjects getting stuck in the tank of writhing men, Kleineman said the gays would be so oiled up that patients would have no trouble slipping in and out.
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    Quote Originally Posted by tommywho5150 View Post
    taken from the onion:

    " When asked if there was a risk of subjects getting stuck in the tank of writhing men, Kleineman said the gays would be so oiled up that patients would have no trouble slipping in and out."
    OMG, that is so wrong on so many levels, LOL.
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