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    Default Diddy Sued for $1 Trillion, Blamed for 9/11

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    A woman has filed a $1 trillion lawsuit against Diddy (real name: Sean Combs), alleging that he caused 9/11, put her child in the hospital and stole a poker chip worth "100 zillions of dollars."

    Valerie Joyce Wilson Turks is seeking a restraining order against the mogul, which a judge denied, but set a hearing for Jan. 31.

    Turks believes Diddy, his ex-girlfriend Kim Porter (the mother of their twins) and LAPD brutality victim Rodney King were behind the collapse of the World Trade Center towers, according to court papers obtained by RadarOnline.com.

    "[Diddy] went through Kim Porter and Rodney King and knocked down the WTC and then they all came and knocked my children down. Set me up to be on disability and disabled my baby. he put my baby in a wheelchair," Turks writes in her papers.

    Turks claims she once dated Diddy, and they have a son together, Cornelius Wilson, 23.

    She also says: ""Plus I won a lot of money at the casino in Mississippi and Sean P. Diddy Combs has my chip to my money. I heard he gave it to Gwen Allen to hold but she can not cash it in. I want my chip please help me. it's well worth over 100 zillions of dollars, and my hospital keys. They put me and my baby in the hospital and broke my baby 2 legs and sexual assaulted my children and crushed us."

    She's asking for $900 billion dollars in child support, and $100 billion dollars for "loss of income."


    Probably couldn't happen to a nicer fellow, but this broad is off her rocker!

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    Whilst I can't STAND Diddy (or whatever his name happens to be this week...), that's quite possibly THE most insane thing I've ever heard...LOL!
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    Worked for me anyway. I still have colleagues asking me what it is like to fuck a green womanoid with seventeen breasts.
    Alternatively just walk in and inform everyone that alcoholism is indeed a disease and that they should be less judgemental and perhaps a little more supportive."
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    she and her lawyer should be thrown in jail for wasting the courts time like this.

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    I think she has a case.
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    I think she drank a case!

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    hopefully the result of this case will be a psychiatric exam of the plantiff

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    Quote Originally Posted by Daisy Hill View Post
    hopefully the result of this case will be a psychiatric exam of the plantiff
    I disagree. P Diddy must be stopped. Think of the children!
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    Quote Originally Posted by billy007 View Post
    I think she drank a case!
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    I like her.
    A man could lose himself in a country like this.

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    Quote Originally Posted by sixstring View Post
    Whilst I can't STAND Diddy (or whatever his name happens to be this week...), that's quite possibly THE most insane thing I've ever heard...LOL!
    whilst?
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    I thought people with three names were bad enough!

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    I thought Dr. Evil sued him when I saw the amount.
    Dealing with it.

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    When I started to read the allegation it sounded like something Sheila Jackson Lee would do.
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    Quote Originally Posted by sickman View Post
    When I started to read the allegation it sounded like something Sheila Jackson Lee would do.
    Sadly enough, I can hear her saying it.
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    I give her mad mad props.

    Certainly the most original use of the court's time in my lifetime!

    seriously....that shit reads like poetry.

    I want those court documents put to music and I want that crack addict's autograph!
    Last edited by broken9500; 01.31.11 at 02:20 PM.
    Stay out of it, dude.


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