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    Default Police Search for Moron

    No, really...

    AURORA - Police are searching for a man who they say has a history of violence and has attacked his wife in the past.

    Police say 35-year-old Joseph Moron has a permanent restraining order against him and two active felony warrants. They say he's wanted for investigation of stalking, second-degree kidnapping, second-degree assault, first-degree burglary and numerous counts of violating a restraining order.

    Moron is described by police as a 5-foot, 9-inch white man, weighing about 205 pounds with brown eyes and brown hair. They say he's known to frequent the area of Buckley Road and Iliff Avenue in Aurora.

    If anyone has seen Moron, they're asked to call Aurora Police at 303-627-3152.
    A little more volume in the headphones please.

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    I bet he's always saying "No! It's pronounced 'muh-rown'!"

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    Seeing the thread title, I was wondering if they had finally caught up to me!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Dave's Dreidel View Post
    Seeing the thread title, I was wondering if they had finally caught up to me!
    Same here. The height and weight are pretty close, but the hair and the eyes were a dead giveaway that it wasn't me.
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    Quote Originally Posted by VegasVic View Post
    I bet he's always saying "No! It's pronounced 'muh-rown'!"
    I knew a guy named Weiner. Of course he always said it was pronounced "Winer". He was an asshole too, I always called him Weiner.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Rebel View Post
    I knew a guy named Weiner. Of course he always said it was pronounced "Winer". He was an asshole too, I always called him Weiner.
    My man, when you are fantasizing, don't go for attainable, you can get attainable at the local Applebee's. - Dave's Dreidel

 

 

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