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    Default What's your sign?? I'm a Ari..Pieces?? WTF?!?!

    If you've been going through life thinking you are a Virgo, think again. An astronomer says that a shift in the Earth's alignment has changed zodiac dates and added a 13th sign. So Virgos, how do you feel about being Leos?

    Astronomer Parke Kunkle told a Minnesota TV station that the expected shift added a 13th Zodiac sign: Ophiuchus.

    The 12 "original" signs were assigned almost 3,000 years ago, and the position of the Earth in relation to the sun has changed, and according to Kunkle, changed your sign along with it.
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    Capricorn: Jan. 20 - Feb. 16
    Aquarius: Feb. 16 - March 11
    Pisces: March 11- April 18
    Aries: April 18- May 13
    Taurus: May 13- June 21
    Gemini: June 21- July 20
    Cancer: July 20- Aug. 10
    Leo: Aug. 10- Sept. 16
    Virgo: Sept. 16- Oct. 30
    Libra: Oct. 30- Nov. 23
    Scorpio: Nov. 23- Nov. 29
    Ophiuchus: Nov. 29- Dec. 17
    Sagittarius: Dec. 17- Jan. 20
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    Aries forever!
    A little more volume in the headphones please.

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    hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!

    So you mean to tell me all the people who read these zodiac profiles and say "YEP! That's ME to a "T" or HA! You're SOOOOO a (whatever sign) are now going to shift over one sign and say "YEP! That's ME to a "T!"

    hahahaha.

    oh and then you have the ones who say "Nope, I dont' get along well with (this sign or that) because I'm a (whatever.) Now they're going to say the exact same thing about different signs.

    People are dumb.
    Stay out of it, dude.


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    yeah, but when did this shift allegedly occur? I mean, people born before the shift would still be the sign they were born under, now? Where the hell is Nancy Reagan when I need her?

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    Not that I give two shits about this (unless my horoscope in the paper is quite favorable on a particular day) but I have always been an Aries/Taurus cusp so this isn't really going to affect my life all that much. Wait a second...I don't think it was going to anyway!
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    The date you were born is an indication of only one thing - your parents had sex approximately nine months earlier.

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    Wait wait. So I'm really not a Virgo but a Leo???



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    eh, neato.
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    Quote Originally Posted by jetguy5150 View Post
    Not that I give two shits about this (unless my horoscope in the paper is quite favorable on a particular day) but I have always been an Aries/Taurus cusp so this isn't really going to affect my life all that much. Wait a second...I don't think it was going to anyway!


    Not true, dude!

    I'm on the cusp too, born April 19th. Most years the 19th falls on the last or next to last day of the Aries cutoff before Taurus, and now and then it shows up as the first day of Taurus. According to that new chart the dates are all fucked up now.


    This is actually a very interesting topic for me. I've lived my whole life thinking I'm an Aries but after some time about a year ago really reading about this shit there is no doubt I am 100% Taurus. The qualities of a Taurus are me almost spot on, while Aries is definitely not me.



    For those of you that blow this shit off as bullshit, you shouldn't. There is absolutely something to a persons personality and the sign they are. I'm not talking about horoscopes that can fit anyone who reads them, I'm talking about the qualities/characteristics of the signs themselves. There's no doubt in my mind that when you were born has a lot to do with your personality. Read up about a Scorpio then try dating a chick who is one. If she's a true Scorpio, look the fuck out! I know of what I speak on this one.



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    so what are they going to examine and change next? phrenology? palm reading. tea leaves, numerology, tarot cards?


    how will we reliably know what the future holds for us


    oh yeah......ask Sisca

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    Pieces of what?

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    Quote Originally Posted by broken9500 View Post
    hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!

    So you mean to tell me all the people who read these zodiac profiles and say "YEP! That's ME to a "T" or HA! You're SOOOOO a (whatever sign) are now going to shift over one sign and say "YEP! That's ME to a "T!"

    hahahaha.

    oh and then you have the ones who say "Nope, I dont' get along well with (this sign or that) because I'm a (whatever.) Now they're going to say the exact same thing about different signs.

    People are dumb.
    This sounds like a good episode for South Park
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    Nope, still a Virgo...


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    Quote Originally Posted by Double Down View Post
    Read up about a Scorpio then try dating a chick who is one. If she's a true Scorpio, look the fuck out! I know of what I speak on this one.
    In a good sort of, "Look the fuck out because she's nuts?" or "Look the fuck out because she'll blow your mind?".
    Life may not be the party we hoped for, but while we are here we might as well dance.

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