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    WTF?

    I haven't been too plugged in to the news outlets over the holidays. Heard a couple things, but does anybody know what's up with all the dead critters? Arkansas, Louisiana, Sweden, Maine?

    .....Should I just ask SISCA? lol
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    We have a lot of dead fish and manatees, which is being blamed on the unusually cold weather.

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    Crabs killed all those birds ?!

    Holy sh*t.

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    Yeah I've seen a couple articles about this...pretty strange stuff.

    Apparently a couple of huge flocks of birds literally dropped out of the sky in a couple different places.

    Scientists are saying it could be a number of things but that chances are we'll never really know what exactly happened to them.

    They said it could be upper atmospheric pressure changes, huge swirls of wind that their bodies couldn't adapt to quickly enough which caused their hearts to burst or their veins to swell to the point of explosion...stuff like that.

    I think the idea of poison seems to have been ruled out.

    Of course, there's always the whole God is sending a message that come May we're all fucked.
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    Quote Originally Posted by cokemach1 View Post
    Crabs killed all those birds ?!

    Holy sh*t.
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    The 4000 blackbirds that dropped from the sky at 11pm on New Years eve in Arkansas they're saying was caused by fireworks. That the nesting birds were startled and flew into houses, chimneys and one another.



    Then I suppose that kids were throwing cherry bombs into the water and fucked all the fish up there too.


    The next day 1000 birds dropped out of the sky in Louisiana too?

    And these "animal kills" are happening in various places around the world now??


    The mysterious animal deaths continue to pile up.

    This time, authorities in Maryland are investigating after about 2 million fish washed up in Chesapeake Bay.

    It’s just the latest in a string of baffling animal deaths reported around the world. The growing list of casualties includes birds, fish, and crabs coming up dead in Arkansas, Louisiana, England, Sweden, and as far away as New Zealand.

    “Natural causes appear to be the reason,” the Maryland Department of the Environment said in a news release.



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    For those who love conspiracy theories, they're saying defense tests in magnetics.
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    Quote Originally Posted by stilleddiesangel View Post
    For those who love conspiracy theories, they're saying defense tests in magnetics.
    Well, the test was passed then. We are no longer in danger of these dastardly fish and birds. Thank God. I was really worried.
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    Check out a world map of what and where this stuff is going on. 100 tons of fish in Brazil...

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    Quote Originally Posted by stilleddiesangel View Post
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    I don't believe fireworks killed the birds in Arkansas. Hell I am sure those birds heard worse coming from the locals driving cars without mufflers.

    Personally I think a government is behind some of it. I just never have heard anything like this before. I mean if sonar can cause whales to beach themselves well I assume that some similar in the atmosphere could cause birds to die.

    Maybe HARP or maybe what Wikileaks has regarding classified documents that aliens are coming up from the souther hemisphere and the US is at war with them.

    I normally don't believe in conspiracy theories but biological creatures don't just get up and die in isolated pockets when the weather is cold.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ziggysmalls View Post

    Maybe HARP
    HAARP is some crazy stuff. Diabolical applications. Global death rays and shit.




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