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    Wear the fox hat... Filthy 150's Avatar
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    Default Pigs Have Flown!

    Well, after 25 years of thinking pregnancy was the ultimate punishment for having sex my thoughts on the topic have changed, and not a moment too soon as my lovely wife is now expecting.

    I hadn't planned spending that much on our parents' Christmas, but apparently we couldn't have picked a better gift.


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    when i saw that Di was calling, i was thinking she was either going to wish me merry Christmas or tell me she was pregnant...just had that feeling!!! well hell, i got both!! congratulations, yancey and dianna....im proud of you two!! youre going to be awesome parents!!
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    then ill build it from the mexican side. -my reply.

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    WHOA!!!?!?!?!!! Congrats to Uncle Filthy and his beautiful bride, RC21. You two are going to make some of the best parents...EVER!!!! Just keep Uncle Sisca, Jake & Chuck at arms length. LOL

    Uncle Monkey is of no threat.














    You do realize DMAD will now put the pressure on, right?? Thanks for raising the stakes. LOL
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    Wear the fox hat... Filthy 150's Avatar
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    Quote Originally Posted by Redrockinmonkeyboy View Post
    You do realize DMAD will now put the pressure on, right?? Thanks for raising the stakes. LOL
    Glad to help Pete.

    I have always believed that EVERYONE who told me that we needed to have a kid was just spreading the 'misery loves company.' I guess I am in the club now.
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    Round I = Done!
    Round II = Done!
    Round III = Done!
    Round IV = Done!
    Round V = Done!
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    Round VII = Done!
    Round VIII = Done!

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    SQUUUUUUEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!

    Shop shop shop!!!

    I love you guys... and I am very happy for that little baby.. cos he is going to have 2 of the finest parents on the planet!!

    I can do this now... but they're happy sniffles!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Redrockinmonkeyboy View Post

    You do realize DMAD will now put the pressure on, right?? Thanks for raising the stakes. LOL
    DUDE !! HOW DO THINK I FEEL?? AND I DONT HAVE A WIFE! OR A GF! but i want a kid!!
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    (See "Berlin Wall" and "Likud Israel" for examples) ” FORD- when i told him i'd build a wall between the US and Mexico.

    then ill build it from the mexican side. -my reply.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Filthy 150 View Post
    Glad to help Pete.

    I have always believed that EVERYONE who told me that we needed to have a kid was just spreading the 'misery loves company.' I guess I am in the club now.
    Bro, I can't think of two people more deserving of being parents. And I mean that in the most loving way. If the love you show for us at TLW is even a fraction of what you guys give to Baby Filthy, the baby will know more love than is humanly possible.
    "Jesus, that fucker just crawled out of his hen house that was destroyed by the Alabama tornados. Fucking 280mph plus winds sucked the gleam off this bitch and passed it on to a bird in Rhoad Island." - Hurricane Halen 5/3/11 (about my birthday chicken from seenbad)

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    Quote Originally Posted by sisca View Post
    DUDE !! HOW DO THINK I FEEL?? AND I DONT HAVE A WIFE! OR A GF! but i want a kid!!
    I'm sure your Linker family would be more than willing to ship a few of our offspring to Texas for a few weeks. LOL
    "Jesus, that fucker just crawled out of his hen house that was destroyed by the Alabama tornados. Fucking 280mph plus winds sucked the gleam off this bitch and passed it on to a bird in Rhoad Island." - Hurricane Halen 5/3/11 (about my birthday chicken from seenbad)

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    Quote Originally Posted by sisca View Post
    DUDE !! HOW DO THINK I FEEL?? AND I DONT HAVE A WIFE! OR A GF! but i want a kid!!
    me and my family will be in TX over the summer, i could do with a sitter for the whole 2 weeks while i hang with sixstring and teach him how to drink beer and eat mushy peas!!....the jobs yours
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    Congratulations Mr Filthy. A fantastic present if ever there was one.

    I still wish you'd had a camera handy to snap the flying pigs, but whatever.....
    A man could lose himself in a country like this.

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    First it was KT and Ed havin' a kid, now you guys???

    What the hell is in the water down there??? OK, actually I don't really want to know...

    Just kidding!

    My sincerest congratulations to both of you. Your child, boy or girl, will be very lucky and blessed to have y'all as parents!!!

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    Congrats on the big news, Filthy. Wish nothing but the best for all of you.
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    Quote Originally Posted by sisca View Post
    DUDE !! HOW DO THINK I FEEL?? AND I DONT HAVE A WIFE! OR A GF! but i want a kid!!
    Try ebay of Hong Kong... I think they have a few kids for sale there...
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    Congrats Filthy. Very cool!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by fast98dodge View Post
    First it was KT and Ed havin' a kid, now you guys???

    What the hell is in the water down there??? OK, actually I don't really want to know...
    Have decided, when I move over, I'm sticking to bottled! (Just in case!)
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