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    DEAD MAN IN MORTUARY IMPREGNATES WOMAN

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    The Rolling Stones said it best, “You, you make a dead man cum.” A 38 year old female mortuary worker is being held on $250,000 bond after becoming pregnant by one of her clients-a dead man. The alleged crime took place at the Mourning Glory Mortuary just outside of Lexington, Missouri. Police have charged Felicity Marmaduke with desecration of the dead and necrophilia.

    According to a statement made to police by Marmaduke, the alleged victim experienced a post mortem erection while being bathed. Being alone, Marmaduke straddled the dead man and proceeded have sex with him. Much to her surprise, the alleged victim came to orgasm after several minutes. A few weeks later, Marmaduke had a positive pregnancy test while receiving a routine medical exam. Upon telling her doctor the circumstances leading to the conception, the police were notified. Marmaduke was arrested without incident at her dilapidated trailer home a few blocks from the mortuary.

    In a bizarre twist, Marmaduke plans to sue the dead man’s estate for child support.

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    Fake! Has to be.
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    Quote Originally Posted by xaminer View Post
    Fake! Has to be.
    Lexington, Missouri.
    It's real.
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    If Bernie can do it....



    "This guy gets laid more dead, than I do alive."- the awful Andrew McCarthy..Weekend at Bernie's.
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    "Marmaduke"

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    MORNING GLORY Mortuary gave it away for me. That and a dead guy cumming.
    I used to jog but the ice cubes kept falling out of my glass.

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    Quote Originally Posted by sickman View Post
    MORNING GLORY Mortuary gave it away for me. That and a dead guy cumming.
    Morning Wood would've been more fitting.
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    C'mon guys! Until Van Halen does something we have to be more imaginative than this..........but, then again, here I am posting in this thread.
    Thank you, Van Halen, for making my integrity as solid and true as a dead guy's boner.
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    Quote Originally Posted by LLFHS View Post
    Morning Wood would've been more fitting.
    ...or "Mourning Wood"!

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    I (and probably many others) actually thought this was true for a second.



    That says a lot about where we are going as a species.
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    I've been with a few women who I thought might be dead.
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    Quote Originally Posted by edwardv View Post
    I've been with a few women who I thought might be dead.
    Jager will do that.
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    Quote Originally Posted by LLFHS View Post
    Jager will do that.
    So will GHB

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    on the other hand there have been multiple instances where a widow has had sperm harvested from brain dead or even deceased husbands in order to try to conceive at a later date

    recently it has happened in Colorado and in New York


    NY Woman Allowed to Harvest Dead Husband's Sperm


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    (Oct. 16) -- A judge gave permission for a New York woman to extract her dead husband's sperm to conceive a child -- but it may be too late.

    George Kamau killed himself Monday, according to The Associated Press. His widow, Victoria Chege, says that she wants to have his child in order to continue his legacy.

    "It was the intent of George Kamau to conceive a child prior to his untimely death," Chege wrote in papers filed in Manhattan Supreme Court, according to The New York Daily News. "[He] expressed his desire to have children so that his legacy may continue."

    Justice Shirley Kornreich gave the court order that Chege needed on Thursday. She can now harvest the sperm, which she then plans to use to inseminate a surrogate mother.

    Still, it may all be too late.

    Last year, another New Yorker harvested sperm from her husband who had died from an apparent heart attack. The doctor extracted sperm 32 hours after the man died.

    The sperm did not impregnate the woman, according to The New York Post.

    Previously, judges in other states including Texas and California have granted permission to harvest the sperm of a dead man.

    Response to the most recent case has been mixed.

    One person who posted a comment on the New York Daily News website said that it was understandable that Chege should want to have Kamau's child, but "creepy, gross and insane" to get pregnant with a dead man's sperm.

    Another questioned Kamau's desire to have children.

    "If he wanted a family, he wouldn't kill himself," the poster wrote. "Having kids was not part of his plan."


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    ENGLEWOOD -- A 24-year-old Littleton man was left brain-dead from injuries he received in a motorcycle crash, but his wife will still have a chance to have their first child.

    Josh Garvin was to have his sperm removed after his death Tuesday night to be stored, and his wife, Mandy, hopes it can be used to impregnate her.

    ``When the doctor said my husband was not going to make it, I felt like I couldn't go on without him,'' said Mandy Garvin, 22, who was married to Josh Garvin for about a year.

    ``He wanted to be a daddy. He wanted to have a little boy so he could spoil that boy so much.''



    Woman fights over dead husband's sperm
    Published: Oct. 8, 2008

    LONDON, Oct. 8 (UPI) -- A British woman faces a landmark legal battle over her dead husband's sperm after a ruling it may have been illegally removed from his body.

    A family judge in Preston said he wasn't satisfied that it is possible to lawfully take sperm from a dead person who hadn't given prior consent.

    The 42-year-old woman won court permission to have the sperm removed from her husband's body just hours after he died from complications of a routine appendectomy.

    The woman, whose name is being withheld, told the court she and her husband had discussed having another child.

    She charges her human rights are being violated by not being allowed to do so.

    Court gives woman right to remove dead husband's sperm
    Posted Fri Nov 21, 2008 6:40pm AEDT
    Updated Fri Nov 21, 2008 6:44pm AEDT


    Woman wins right over dead husband's sperm

    It has been revealed that a West Australian woman has won the right to have sperm removed from the body of her husband just hours after his death.

    The woman went to the Supreme Court in Perth for an urgent hearing earlier this month shortly after her husband died.

    She applied to have sperm removed from his body, telling the court that she and her husband had been in the process of undergoing invitro fertilisation treatment (IVF).

    The court was also told that if the sperm was not removed within 24 to 36 hours it could not be used for any future IVF procedure.

    Justice Ralph Simmonds approved the removal and storage of the sperm but he specified that it not be used in any IVF procedure until after another court hearing.

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