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    Atomic Punk ZeoBandit's Avatar
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    Default Proof that men have better friends

    Proof that men have better friends:

    A woman fails to come home one night. When she gets home the next morning she tells her husband she stayed at a friendís house.

    The husband calls ten of her best friends and none of them know anything about it.

    A man fails to come home one night. When he gets home the next morning he tells his wife he stayed at a friendís house.

    The wife calls ten of his best friends. Eight of them confirm it and two say heís still there!
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    Quote Originally Posted by ZeoBandit View Post
    Proof that men have better friends:

    A woman fails to come home one night. When she gets home the next morning she tells her husband she stayed at a friendís house.

    The husband calls ten of her best friends and none of them know anything about it.

    A man fails to come home one night. When he gets home the next morning he tells his wife he stayed at a friendís house.

    The wife calls ten of his best friends. Eight of them confirm it and two say heís still there!
    Yeah, and then they all fuck his wife.
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