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    Just a few exciting stories of airport security today...

    Enjoy your travels for Thanksgiving next week!

    http://edition.cnn.com/2010/TRAVEL/1...port.security/


    http://www.theatlantic.com/national/...-updated/65390
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    If they all looked like this.....




    .....but, they don't. Its a disgrace what's happening at the airports.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Jesus H Christ View Post
    Its a disgrace what's happening at the airports.
    Yes, it is a disgrace: that dude should have sucked it up, gotten his x-ray, and moved on. I understand he's a little uncomfortable about this, but heck, there's a lot of us dudes out there with small dicks and we could care less if some TSA agent sees it or not. I have a small one, but it sure is skinny, and I could give a rat's ass if someone saw it on the x-ray machine...provided they could find it.

    This system is in place to try to protect us from jackballs who want to blow us up with bombs sewn into their G-strings and Semtex-lined shoe soles. It's far from a perfect system, but the terroristas are getting craftier and craftier, and one of these days an x-ray scan may save your life as it finds shanks and parts for a makeshift explosive device on five dudes from Krackpipeistan who were boarding in front of you.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Metal Marc View Post
    Yes, it is a disgrace: that dude should have sucked it up, gotten his x-ray, and moved on. I understand he's a little uncomfortable about this, but heck, there's a lot of us dudes out there with small dicks and we could care less if some TSA agent sees it or not. I have a small one, but it sure is skinny, and I could give a rat's ass if someone saw it on the x-ray machine...provided they could find it.

    This system is in place to try to protect us from jackballs who want to blow us up with bombs sewn into their G-strings and Semtex-lined shoe soles. It's far from a perfect system, but the terroristas are getting craftier and craftier, and one of these days an x-ray scan may save your life as it finds shanks and parts for a makeshift explosive device on five dudes from Krackpipeistan who were boarding in front of you.
    From what I saw on the news he didn't like the fact that his junk may be touched when the screener pats him down.
    Bottom line is this new procedure is ridiculous. What they need to do is make you pass through the xray machine and that is it. There is no need for the pat downs and there sure as shit is no need to be patting down little old ladies, kids, families etc. If they really wanted to check you they would be doing more than just brushing against your crotch with the side of their hand. They would actually touch your crotch and feel all around it. Guys can attest to it, you can hide things in your underwear that can't be found by this type of pat down. Chicks can shove things in their bodies as well if they really wanted to get something on a plane.
    Another thing they need to do is start profiling. Yup, that's right profile. So what if a particular race is offended. Why not, people are willing to have everyone be offended by these pat downs. Lets lessen the humiliation to one particular profile.
    Then again you could charter your own damn plane and not worry about it.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Metal Marc View Post
    Yes, it is a disgrace: that dude should have sucked it up, gotten his x-ray, and moved on. I understand he's a little uncomfortable about this, but heck, there's a lot of us dudes out there with small dicks and we could care less if some TSA agent sees it or not. I have a small one, but it sure is skinny, and I could give a rat's ass if someone saw it on the x-ray machine...provided they could find it.

    This system is in place to try to protect us from jackballs who want to blow us up with bombs sewn into their G-strings and Semtex-lined shoe soles. It's far from a perfect system, but the terroristas are getting craftier and craftier, and one of these days an x-ray scan may save your life as it finds shanks and parts for a makeshift explosive device on five dudes from Krackpipeistan who were boarding in front of you.

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    I fly a lot but this weekend was the first time I did the hands in the air x-ray screen. It was no big deal. I would have been caught off guard if a guy told me he would be patting down my groin (), but shit, if by now people don't understand why this shit is happening then too bad. Shut the fuck up and just do what they're asking.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Double Down View Post
    I fly a lot but this weekend was the first time I did the hands in the air x-ray screen. It was no big deal. I would have been caught off guard if a guy told me he would be patting down my groin (), but shit, if by now people don't understand why this shit is happening then too bad. Shut the fuck up and just do what they're asking.
    They are usually the same people that want to bring 3 pieces of carry on baggage with them and get all mad because they ask them to check one in.
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    I always thought that x-rays posed a deadly menace to all living cells through which they passed.


    You wanna grab my cock then be my guest. No ionizing radiation showers for me though, thanks.

    Shit, and I'm flying to Vegas in a couple weeks.
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    my god this country is full of fucking pussies. if people getting their shit fondled and or xrayed or whatever, means that my chances of not getting blown up by some fucking idiots underwear bomb....then by all means, i support that. people need to quit whining and stop being pussies. this nation is circling the drain.
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    Quote Originally Posted by sisca View Post
    my god this country is full of fucking pussies. if people getting their shit fondled and or xrayed or whatever, means that my chances of not getting blown up by some fucking idiots underwear bomb....then by all means, i support that. people need to quit whining and stop being pussies. this nation is circling the drain.
    I honestly and sincerely think this dude that has the 'problem' with being touched is obviously looking for that free meal ticket in the form of a multi-million dollar lawsuit. Shut up and let the man touch your junk. Think of the alternative.
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    someone sent me an email last week that said the solution to this screening problem was simply to find a way to detonate any bombs that people are trying to smuggle in on thier body......you put the person to be screened in a booth that will withstand the explosion and detonate......

    saves on the cost of prosecution and incarceration......and the sight of the booths would certainly be a deterrent

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    did the guy look like Francis from Stripes?

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    Quote Originally Posted by VanHalen2079 View Post
    did the guy look like Francis from Stripes?



    "Also, I don't like nobody touching me. Now, any of you homos touch me, and I'll kill you".



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    This has really taken off....no pun i ntended!

    A little more volume in the headphones please.

 

 

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