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    Deputies: Man denies drugs found in buttocks are his

    A little Friday levity from the "you can't make this stuff up" file...

    "But officer, that's not my crack in my crack..."

    Deputies: Man denies drugs found in buttocks are his

    Friday, October 1, 2010

    BRADENTON -- When sheriff's deputies allegedly discovered bags of marijuana and cocaine between a man's buttocks, they say he gave a quick explanation.

    Manatee County deputies say Raymond Stanley Roberts told them "The white stuff is not mine, but the weed is."

    Deputies stopped the 25-year-old Wednesday in Bradenton for speeding. Officers say they smelled marijuana and searched him. That's when they allegedly found a bag of marijuana between Roberts' buttocks.

    Officers then discovered another bag in there; the report says it contained 27 pieces of rock cocaine.

    The Bradenton Herald reports Roberts was arrested for drug possession and has bonded out of jail. The person who answered Friday at a phone number listed for Roberts said it wasn't his.
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    Quote Originally Posted by VH Wahoo View Post
    "The white stuff is not mine, but the weed is."


    "My friend, without my knowledge, hid his cocaine in my ass, right next to my weed."



    Ahhh...We see this all the time. You're free to go, have a nice evening.
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    "But officer.....that's not even my ass!"
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    Possession is nine tenths of the law, even if it IS stuffed up your bung hole.

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    weed up his ass? this dude COMPLETELY misunderstood when he heard someone talking about pot brownies

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    She was warned. She was given an explanation. Nevertheless, she persisted.

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    Years ago I saw a episode of COPS. This guy has about a half ounce of weed in his pocket that the cop finds during a pat down. The guy said the pants are not his.
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    This is why I don't use drugs. Why would I use anything that has been up someone's ass?
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