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    Default Happy Birthday Texas Poundcake!!!

    Happy birthday to one of the great minds behind texas linkers weekend!!! if it werent for the efforts of you two (KT) we wouldnt have such a bad ass group of friends who love each other so much!


    hope you have a great birthday and that jim buys you lots of great gifts.



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    Atomic Punk sixstring's Avatar
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    Happy Birthday, hon! Hope you have a GREAT day and miss you guys! HUGS!
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    Worked for me anyway. I still have colleagues asking me what it is like to fuck a green womanoid with seventeen breasts.
    Alternatively just walk in and inform everyone that alcoholism is indeed a disease and that they should be less judgemental and perhaps a little more supportive."
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    Gird your loins Daisy Hill's Avatar
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    must have a lot of Christmas party babies around here or something! LOL


    Happy Birthday! hope it's a great one!

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    Happy Birthday Texas Poundcake....

    (who actually lives in Oklahoma....wait, wouldn't "Oklahoma Poundcake" be the correct name? Well, I guess it would be "Texas Poundcake; Temporarily Residing in Oklahoma." I guess that would be too wordy, and not quite as catchy. Maybe just not change it from "Texas Poundcake" and leave it at that. Only an ass would point out the indescrepancy of the name being technically incorrect.)

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    Happy Birthday Heather.

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    Happy Birthday sweetheart!! Hope you have a wonderful day. Wish we could all celebrate together!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Filthy 150 View Post
    Happy Birthday Texas Poundcake....

    (who actually lives in Oklahoma....wait, wouldn't "Oklahoma Poundcake" be the correct name? Well, I guess it would be "Texas Poundcake; Temporarily Residing in Oklahoma." I guess that would be too wordy, and not quite as catchy. Maybe just not change it from "Texas Poundcake" and leave it at that. Only an ass would point out the indescrepancy of the name being technically incorrect.)

    You know, I thought of this situation A LOT!! I gave up after the 2nd aneurysm.

    Oh...Happy 21st TP.
    "Jesus, that fucker just crawled out of his hen house that was destroyed by the Alabama tornados. Fucking 280mph plus winds sucked the gleam off this bitch and passed it on to a bird in Rhoad Island." - Hurricane Halen 5/3/11 (about my birthday chicken from seenbad)

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    Happy birthday TP.
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    Happy Birthday Heather!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


    ::::::::::: passes a platter of Cabo Wabo Shots, lime and salt to Heather

    ::::::::::::::::: pours two glasses of Henekin to chase it

    :::::::: toast to Heather

    ::::::::::::::::: Takes shot on behalf of the Birthday Girl

    ::::::: ahhhh


    :::::::::::::: prepares additional shots for the Birthday girl

    HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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    Happy Birthday lovely!! Have a fantastic day sista and hope we can celebrate with you next year xx
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    Hope you have a great Bday, TP.
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    VH with Sam ('86-'96) - Incredible era....."We have renamed this town 'New Halen!'.
    VH with Gary ('98) - Fucking disaster. WTF was that??
    VH with Wolf/Dave ('12-'15) - Amazing comeback. Smokin' album and tours.

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    Have a great day you! Go do a shot of absinthe.
    Dealing with it.

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    In case I messed up the embedding.

    "Jesus, that fucker just crawled out of his hen house that was destroyed by the Alabama tornados. Fucking 280mph plus winds sucked the gleam off this bitch and passed it on to a bird in Rhoad Island." - Hurricane Halen 5/3/11 (about my birthday chicken from seenbad)

    "Pete is this big, loud muthafucker with a big ass heart, y'all!!!!---------" - Hurricane Halen 9/27/13

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    Happy B-Day, girl!!!

    I was gonna post a pic of Whattaburger ketchup but LLFHS beat me to it...

    Oh well...

    Here's a pic of you enjoying the ketchup...






    Have a great one and hope to see y'all sooner than later!!!
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    happy birthday TP!! I hope you have a fantastic day. Hopefully we see you guys real soon!
    Stay out of it, dude.


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