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    Default Humpin' across the USA!!

    The "When's the last time you got laid" thread has been MIA forever...and people are probably bored with the idea, so maybe we can mix it up a bit with the all the places in the good ol' US of A that you've staked a claim.

    No names....just places. 'cuz we're discreet around here.


    California
    San Pedro
    Huntington Beach
    Anaheim
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    San Francisco
    Pismo Beach
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    Hemet
    Long Beach
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    Calabasas
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    Vegas

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    Why limit it to the US? Some of us have done the deed overseas as well...
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    Quote Originally Posted by Little Dreamer View Post
    Why limit it to the US? Some of us have done the deed overseas as well...
    at first glance i thought that said 'done the dead overseas' my thoughts were, whatever floats yer boat, glad a read it a second time!!!
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    Wow...interesting topic. This would be great with one of those facebook map apps.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Little Dreamer View Post
    Why limit it to the US? Some of us have done the deed overseas as well...

    I got no problem with that. I bow to those who've spread democracy abroad.
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    Might be cool to add in odd places as well....elevators, Jeep along side a 6 lane road, etc...
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    Quote Originally Posted by VanHalenRules View Post
    Might be cool to add in odd places as well....elevators, Jeep along side a 6 lane road, etc...
    The only thing I can really add to my list would be

    Anaheim: Disneyland.

    Every other place on my list was usually just a bed.
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    Quote Originally Posted by seenbad View Post
    Wow...interesting topic. This would be great with one of those facebook map apps.
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    my daughter was concieved at a drive in, she hates I tell everyone that lol
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    Yeah, my oldest was conceived on a park bench in broad daylight.
    Dealing with it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mikey Metalhead View Post
    my daughter was concieved at a drive in, she hates I tell everyone that lol
    Tell her ya posted it online this time and snap a picture of her reaction.


    And post that too.
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    Quote Originally Posted by LLFHS View Post
    Tell her ya posted it online this time and snap a picture of her reaction.


    And post that too.
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    I've been around these old states a bit. Florida, Louisiana, Texas, California, Hawaii, Oregon, Washington, Montana, Idaho and ....I think that's it for the states. I'll spare you the cities so as not to sound like a Johnny Cash song.

    Abroad, the seenschlong has been active and seen action in Perth and Sydney Austraila, Thailand, Philippines, Hong Kong, Japan, Korea, Mexico, Singapore and Dubai. I was in the Navy. All of these magnificent accomplishments were without soliciting prostitution. Not many that have been in the Navy can say that about all of these places. You may not know that. I believe personally that this is actually quite rare and elevates my status amongst men who have served abroad to something of an iconic figure.

    The only one missed I believe was Abu Dhabi. I just couldn't make the connection there (we were generally only given 4 days per shot). The only Major ethnicity I've not been with as a goal, Persian.....and this kills me.

    Never with an Aborigine either actually now that I think about it....um, and Eskimo....oh, and Samoan (these were not goals though). Have had a thing for the darker skin and asian (I married a hot Korean). Hawaiian, Mexican, Caucasian, Black, American Indian etc. This one girl from Brazil in Mardi Gras...omg.

    Anyway, thanks for the trip down mammary lane...
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    May as well just close the thread now, bastard.



    Good god.....surprised all that global action didn't wear you down smoother than a fuckin Ken doll.
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    Quote Originally Posted by LLFHS View Post
    May as well just close the thread now, bastard.



    Good god.....surprised all that global action didn't wear you down smoother than a fuckin Ken doll.
    I found that it really kind of took that much action to straighten out the lean to the left created from years of teenage spanking.
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