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    Fraulines und Kinder First
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    M und Ms mit no brown ones

    New t-shirt "Mein Favorite Dutch Mad Artists......Edward Van Halen und Vincent Van Gogh" - mit pictures

    Van Halen yard ornamentation - all figures permanent except interchangeable lead singer

    Designer Kleenex Boxes, for frequent weeping

    Van Halen beer, called "Sippen der Dutch Suds"
    Van Halen non-alchoholic "beer" , called "Sippen der Dud Suds"

    Any other ideas from der Van Heln Wehrmacht?

    Roth mit der Van Halen again?? I know nothing!!

    Musical equipment I own dat legitimizes mein post. Tuba, clarinet, und electric glockenspiel.<br />Der Lord liebt einen beschäftigten Mann. Nicht vertrauen whitey. Sehen ein Doktor und erhalten gereinigt es.<br /><br />"You're a towel!" - Towelie

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    Emperor of VHLinks.com Brett's Avatar
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    Fair Warning
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    Unchained
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    Ah Sgt Schultz. [img]smile.gif[/img] Been wondering if you'd make an appearance over here.
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    "Favorite VH Song-Somebody Get Me a Panzer"

    LMAO

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    Top Of The World
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    Favorite VH Album

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    <blockquote>quote:</font><hr> "Favorite VH Song-Somebody Get Me a Panzer"
    LMAO <hr></blockquote>

    Ja!! Und other Von Halenstein Oktoberfest favorite drinking polkas...........

    Running Mit der Churchill
    You Really Gott im Himmel!
    Stalin's Cryin'
    Atomic Potato Masher
    Waltz the Night Away
    Outta MG42 Ammunition Again
    Light Up The Sky mit Flak
    Everybody Wants Some Seudetenland!!
    Bolschevic Fools
    Take Your Schnapps Home
    Stukas Swing!
    Push Comes to Blitzkrieg
    Sunday Afternoon in des Champs-Élysées
    Big Bad Hitler is Sweet Herr Shickelgruber Now
    And the Reischtag Will Rock...
    Rommel’s Delight
    In A Simple March
    Little Accordians
    Liebeschen Gone Bad

    Der Dutch Electric Glockenspeil Marching Troupe mit der Golden-locken vocalist?? I know nothing!!
    Musical equipment I own dat legitimizes mein post. Tuba, clarinet, und electric glockenspiel.<br />Der Lord liebt einen beschäftigten Mann. Nicht vertrauen whitey. Sehen ein Doktor und erhalten gereinigt es.<br /><br />"You're a towel!" - Towelie

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    Hot For Teacher
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    VHII
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    All they need to do is:
    1. Get VH-1 (good product pairing, name-wise) on their side (shouldn't be hard)and do another "Lost weekend"-esque contest.
    2. Promise to drop one million $1 bills on their audiences during all the new tour stops--or one million scratch tickets, they can choose between the two
    3. Market some high fashion clothes printed with the red & black & white Frankenstrat design (excuse me, miss? Do you have this in a tight spandex tube dress? Size too small?)
    4. Get on the cover of Vanity Fair/Spin/Reformed Judaism/Unplanned Parenthood Monthly
    5. Let me interview them
    6. Play an unannounced gig at a club in any of the A or B markets, maybe billed as Red Ball Jets or Rat Salade, etc
    7. go on tour and see what happens
    (pretty smile)

 

 

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