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    Default Let's Guess The Titles To Van Halen's New Album

    So 3/4 of Van Halen is back in the studio recording a new Van Halen album. Let's guess the titles of the new songs.

    1. Baldman
    2. My Hips Are Shot
    3. Cashgrab
    4. Piss Break
    5. Piss Break (revisited)
    6. Nepotism Blooze
    7. If You Could Only Grow A Beard My Son
    8. Sip, Sniff, Sip
    9. Sucktion

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    let's guess how long this thread will last
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    Quote Originally Posted by Darby View Post
    So 3/4 of Van Halen is back in the studio recording a new Van Halen album. Let's guess the titles of the new songs.
    Let's not and say we did.
    The Edge... there is no honest way to explain it because the only people who really know where it is are the ones who have gone over.
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    This next part could really confuse things. Let's stay focused. #asis

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    Van Halen IV

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    Sammy did the impossible. He made Van Halen better. Deal with it.
    Michael did the impossible. He made Van Halen better. Deal with it.
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    Quote Originally Posted by JMJ View Post
    let's guess how long this thread will last
    Kind of an odd name for a song, but I like it.
    "The less I needed, the better I felt." ~ Charles Bukowski.

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    The album title will be taken from a track on the album, so it will either be:
    1. "Catherine"; or,
    2. "Rise"

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    Quote Originally Posted by EVHWolf View Post
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    this may be one of the most well placed posts in 10 years i have been on here
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    Van Halen Minus the Mullet

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