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    A mother of two boys reported a topless sunbather to police because the way she applied suntan lotion was "troubling" her sons.

    The 26-year-old woman, identified only as Luisa under Italian privacy laws, was questioned by officers after they were brought to the scene by the mother.

    She had initially asked the woman, an assistant in a fashion store, to cover herself up as her ample breasts and the act of rubbing cream on her body had "troubled her sons aged 14 and 12".

    The woman, who was sunbathing on a public beach at Anzio south of Rome, refused and so officers were called.

    The case has triggered a debate in Italy about topless sunbathing, reports the Daily Mail.

    Luisa's lawyer, Gianluca Arrighi, said: "Something like this happening in 2010 is absurd.

    "Let's be clear my client is tall, brunette and has an ample breast and is therefore going to naturally be sensuous when she applies cream to her chest.

    "This may well have attracted the attention of the women's two sons but it should not lead to my client being convicted. She is amazed that she is being condemned for simply sunbathing topless."

    A police spokesman in Anzio said: "A patrol was stopped by a mother of two sons who was angry at a topless sunbather and the way she was applying suntan cream.

    "We have opened a file on committing an obscene act as we are committed to following the complaint. From what I heard she was very attractive."

    I imagine she looks like Apollonia from The Godfather, applying tanning oil...my goodness.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Jesus H Christ View Post
    Mom ruins a good time
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    "Let's be clear my client is tall, brunette and has an ample breast and is therefore going to naturally be sensuous when she applies cream to her chest.

    ":
    Poor thing only has one breast? No wonder the kids were checking it out, it was a freaking side show right there in public!
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    Quote Originally Posted by shamalama View Post
    Poor thing only has one breast? No wonder the kids were checking it out, it was a freaking side show right there in public!
    Classy as always shammy.
    The thousands of women world wide who have had to deal with the loss of a breast from cancer (and those close to them) will be thrilled to know there's folks like you out there referring to them as "a freaking side show".

    Keep up the great work.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Duke View Post
    Classy as always shammy.
    The thousands of women world wide who have had to deal with the loss of a breast from cancer (and those close to them) will be thrilled to know there's folks like you out there referring to them as "a freaking side show".

    Keep up the great work.
    What the fuck are you on dipsit? This is about a typo not breast cancer and only an idiot twat like you or one of your dumbass cohorts would throw the revisionist spin on it. Get a life...
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    Quote Originally Posted by shamalama View Post
    Poor thing only has one breast? No wonder the kids were checking it out, it was a freaking side show right there in public!
    Well, technically the typo says she only has one ample breast. I guess the other one is comparatively subpar.
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    no shamalama, this was a case of typing without thinking and you inintentionally made an arse out of yourself


    and now it is over

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    I smirked

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    sheesh...



    Hot Italian girl...tanning oil....summer...lighthearted story.....
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    I read shamalama's post like he was envisioning she had one big boob like right in the middle of her chest kind of freak show, which I'm sorry, would indeed be a pretty wild freak show, and is kinda funny. I didn't see it as an insensitive jab to those who have lost a breast to cancer. Geezus. Though to be fair I can see where the leap can be made.

    The dude was just trying to be funny folks.

    We're talking about titties and suntan lotion here. We can afford to lighten her on up a touch me thinks.
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    Can't fault anyone's attempt at humor, I've fucked it up many times myself.

    That being said, I don't think he was making an insensitive remark to those who have or know someone who has gone through something so horrible. But I can see why those same people could mistake what he said.

    Lets move on, nothing to see here.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Eddymon View Post
    Can't fault anyone's attempt at humor, I've fucked it up many times myself.

    That being said, I don't think he was making an insensitive remark to those who have or know someone who has gone through something so horrible. But I can see why those same people could mistake what he said.

    Lets move on, nothing to see here.


    Who is that? I've seen her in a Mag but i can't place the name
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    Quote Originally Posted by seenbad View Post
    I read shamalama's post like he was envisioning she had one big boob like right in the middle of her chest kind of freak show, which I'm sorry, would indeed be a pretty wild freak show, and is kinda funny. I didn't see it as an insensitive jab to those who have lost a breast to cancer. Geezus. Though to be fair I can see where the leap can be made.

    The dude was just trying to be funny folks.

    We're talking about titties and suntan lotion here. We can afford to lighten her on up a touch me thinks.
    Seenbad,

    I donate 50 bucks a months to those who suffer, or lost there lives due to this evil, When i was in Cabo, they have a place for Just that reason, of trying to cure it or help it. Susan B. is my gal when it comes to this, So if someone is trying to get better, i am there
    All songs written and performed by:

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    Special Thanks to: Valerie, Wolfie, Sue, Kari,Claudio for introducing the RedRocker to us Al's Harem and kids, Elisha, Taylor, Kama/ all the fans past and present: all recordings done at "5150" where else! A nod and wink to Ed Leffler.
    Irving Azoff/ All the staff at Warner Bros. past and present/ Gary Cherone for giving his all/ David Lee Roth for getting us there and oh yea Ray Daniels, for keeping the bathrooms clean during all the performances. Oh yea, your fucking check is in the mail and next time you whip your bullshit on us again, where taking your ass to Cabo and pounding mud up your ass till you cough up sand for the loss of 8 years. nuff said, IT"S 5150 TIME

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    Quote Originally Posted by C5A1B5O0 View Post
    Who is that? I've seen her in a Mag but i can't place the name
    Don't know who she is, but she must go through alot of these.
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    Quote Originally Posted by C5A1B5O0 View Post
    Seenbad,

    I donate 50 bucks a months to those who suffer, or lost there lives due to this evil, When i was in Cabo, they have a place for Just that reason, of trying to cure it or help it. Susan B. is my gal when it comes to this, So if someone is trying to get better, i am there
    Do you mean Susan G.? As in Susan G. Komen?

    Or do you donate your Susan B. Anthony dollars?

    Hey, that could be a promtion: "Donate your Susan B's to Susan G!"
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    Quote Originally Posted by C5A1B5O0 View Post
    Who is that? I've seen her in a Mag but i can't place the name
    I don't know... But we could probably make up a few:

    • Betty Backache
    • Phyllis Photoshop
    • Beulah Brabuster
    • ol' Bowling Ball Bra
    • Attention Seeker
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