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    Default Horny Man In Assault Bust


    Horny Man In Assault Bust
    Cops: Oklahoman nabbed after trying to run down his landlord
    JULY 14--Meet Jesse Thornhill. The Tulsa man was arrested early today after he allegedly tried to run down his landlord with a car. Following his arrest for assault with a dangerous weapon, Thornhill, 28, was booked into the Tulsa County jail, where the below booking photo was snapped. Yes, Thornhill has horns. The jarring cosmetic, um, improvement is noted thusly in the "personal oddities" section of a Tulsa Police Department report: "Horns, neck tattoos, implant earrings on head." According to cops, the landlord was in the street when Thornhill "attempted to strike her with his vehicle but missed" due to her "jumping out of the vehicle's path." Thornhill was released this morning after posting $10,000 bond in connection with the felony rap.
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    Now there's your chupacabra!

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    Yeah, I saw this clown this morning on the news. Looks like a fine young man to me.

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    what a weirdo!
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    The piercings, the brows, the horns, the tatts but I think my favorite is the crop circle he has carved into his noggin.

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    "Darth Maul's youth was a rather ......troubled path."
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    Wow, I was not expecting that picture when I opened this thread
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    Must be a sooner fan.
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    I was expecting something sexual but not that.
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    Quote Originally Posted by csm5150 View Post
    I was expecting something sexual but not that.
    ditto.
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    Quote Originally Posted by VegasVic View Post
    Now there's your chupacabra!
    Is that what they look like?
    All songs written and performed by:

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    Special Thanks to: Valerie, Wolfie, Sue, Kari,Claudio for introducing the RedRocker to us Al's Harem and kids, Elisha, Taylor, Kama/ all the fans past and present: all recordings done at "5150" where else! A nod and wink to Ed Leffler.
    Irving Azoff/ All the staff at Warner Bros. past and present/ Gary Cherone for giving his all/ David Lee Roth for getting us there and oh yea Ray Daniels, for keeping the bathrooms clean during all the performances. Oh yea, your fucking check is in the mail and next time you whip your bullshit on us again, where taking your ass to Cabo and pounding mud up your ass till you cough up sand for the loss of 8 years. nuff said, IT"S 5150 TIME

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    somebody should give that guy a noogy

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    Must make a great impression at a job interview.

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    you mean at the welfare office, don't you?

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    Quote Originally Posted by billy007 View Post
    you mean at the welfare office, don't you?
    No way. I'm sure that he's a productive, educated, hardworking member of society who would never need other people's tax dollars to support himself.

 

 

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