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    Default Chupacabra 'sightings' in Texas

    A barn in Hood County, Texas, has become ground zero in the hunt for the chupacabra.

    Earlier this week, animal control officer Frank Hackett shot and killed what was unquestionably one of the ugliest creatures to ever walk the planet. That much we know. What's less clear is whether or not the departed creature was the elusive goat-sucking beast.

    Interestingly, that wasn't the only chupacabra sighting around Hood County. A second creature was spotted and killed several miles away. Both appear to be either hairless coyotes, extremely ugly dogs, or, who knows? Maybe the thing they call el chupacabra.

    In the wake of the discovery, Web searches on "chupacabra sightings" and "chupacabra texas" both roared to life, as did Web lookups for "chupacabra translation" and "chupacabra definition." According to Virtue Science, the name literally translates to "goat sucker." Legend states that the beast would attack goats and suck their blood. Think of them as a less sexy version of "Twilight"'s infamous vampire Edward Cullen.

    Officer Hackett was careful not to say whether or not this is really the mysterious beast. He's going to wait for the DNA tests before he makes up his mind. There is one thing he does know: "It wasn't normal." And another officer on the scene commented that she'd "never seen anything like it."

    Below you can watch the locals discuss their findings, but beware. The images of the creature are quite nasty.
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    One of these things, or something like it, was killed at Lake Bridgeport north of Ft. Worth a few months back. Turned out to be a hairless raccoon.


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    From what I have seen on the news it is just a small wild dog with mange so bad that it loses all its fur. They are just so skittish that they run from almost anything alive. That's why sightings are so rare.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Filthy 150 View Post
    From what I have seen on the news it is just a small wild dog with mange so bad that it loses all its fur. They are just so skittish that they run from almost anything alive. That's why sightings are so rare.

    ...made sense to me.
    of it could be a blood sucking demon dog from Mexico...


    so long as it has it's entry visa/citizenship papers in order, I see no problems either way.

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    Chupacabra 'sightings' in Texas

    and here I thought this was going to be a Miley Cyrus crotch shot thread...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Elwood P. View Post
    One of these things, or something like it, was killed at Lake Bridgeport north of Ft. Worth a few months back. Turned out to be a hairless raccoon.
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