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    Shake Weight

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    So I am watching TV here in my room. I am sipping a Henekin and eating a couple of tacos and lo an be hold i see this commercial of this thing, called Shake and Weight.....


    Ummm if you watch it , is this a way to um have strenthing the woman arms?

    What a way to make money, but im yeah.......No disrespect to all the beautiful woman, but, uh they should have showed better advertising!!!
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    Just saw some friends of my parents last weekend and this thing came up. She has one and was surprised how well it works.

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    yup... I bought one... love it! The add for the one for guys is really gay though!
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    you know a man invented that...I laugh with tears every time I see that commercial...
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    The commercial is hysterical...do these idiots realize what they look like they're doing? Classic.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Brett View Post
    The commercial is hysterical...do these idiots realize what they look like they're doing? Classic.

    It is pretty comical. I wonder if anybody has actually used this thing for more than a couple of weeks. It just looks like the latest fad.
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    Yeah, I've seen it, and I suppose it does work, according to y'all, but if you want great arms, NOTHING can beat old school push ups, bicep curls, flys, military presses, or tricep kickbacks.


    With these exercises, you're hittin the biceps, triceps, and deltiods. Pushups work them all, and is optimal because you're using your own body weight.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Brett View Post
    The commercial is hysterical...do these idiots realize what they look like they're doing? Classic.
    Yes, they realize they look like Laker fans.
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    Quote Originally Posted by seenbad View Post
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    My bestfriends girlfriend just bought one for the sake of forearm strength. They just got here in Cabo. Down here it's uh, getting popular.....


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    Quote Originally Posted by Brett View Post
    The commercial is hysterical...do these idiots realize what they look like they're doing? Classic.
    what kills me, is how someone came up with this concept....what was he doing when inspiration hit and the proverbial light bulb lit up?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kimmie5150 View Post
    Yeah, I've seen it, and I suppose it does work, according to y'all, but if you want great arms, NOTHING can beat old school push ups, bicep curls, flys, military presses, or tricep kickbacks.


    With these exercises, you're hittin the biceps, triceps, and deltiods. Pushups work them all, and is optimal because you're using your own body weight.
    We are talking about the greatness of the shake weight. Not about other shit. Pay attention. Out.
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    the only thing that would make this contraption any more suggestive is if when you were done yogurt or protein paste oozed out the end.

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    You're right Lady,

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    Quote Originally Posted by track 5 View Post
    We are talking about the greatness of the shake weight. Not about other shit. Pay attention. Out.

    Lol...uh, sorry, that shake weight thingy is just STUPID.....I saw it on Tyra, and by the end of the show, the woman did have results, but all it's doing is taking off water. As soon as she drank something, everything went right back to normal....It kills me because everyone wants a quick fix. They wanna get thin with minimal effort. The bottom line is that you get what you work for, and for a hot, HEALTHY body, you have GOT to work hard. No if's, and's, or butt's about it.
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