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    Woke Up one moring just as normal, right on 5150 MEANSTREET, when i thought to my self hey why not go to CABO WABO today. I UNCHAINED my DIRTY WATER DOG and just started walking. Walking past the crazies on my block i saw my ex-girlfriend. Man let me tell ya she has one mean POUNDCAKE. I remember dumping here because she always gave me the RUNAROUND. I say her brother and asked way is JAMIE CRYIN, he told me she was still heartbroken and said to go talk to her RIGHT NOW.

    Hey jamie how are you i asked she said to me babe WHY CAN'T THIS BE LOVE, i told her listen to me you could NEVER FINISH WHAT YOU STARTED, "bullshit" she replied what about that trip to PANAMA???

    WITHOUT YOU im a lost soul she said,as i slapped on the face and said IN A SIMPLE RHYME you CANT GET THIS STUFF know more. Kept on walking i was nearly there if felt like i had been walking forever. I got that FEALIN i was been WATCHED and as i turned around who did i said the RedRocker Sammy Hagar and Gary Cherone from Extreme. I said hey guys where ya going Club Cabo where the sun in shining.

    COULD THIS BE MAGIC i thought two of my heros walking with me. Then I heard a scream "JUMP" out of my way, who was it?? It was Dave. He said hey guys watcha doin we going to Club Cabo where the beer is brewing. TORA TORA then of we go, Dave replied, hey Sammy did you just she Eddies car drive by.

    He CANT DRIVE 55 Sammy cryied who gives a shit as cops drove by. I was still in a state of AFTERSHOCK till Gary said, hey theres that slut JOSEPHINA lets go say hi......

    TO BE CONTINUED..............
    "Jebe Ga"

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    And some of you say FORD takes this stuff too seriously?? [img]graemlins/wtf.gif[/img] [img]graemlins/drunk.gif[/img]
    "One of the reasons I left Sabbath was because Van Halen was blowing us off the stage every night. It was embarrassing." -Ozzy Osbourne

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    Um...

    WHOA. [img]graemlins/drunk.gif[/img] [img]graemlins/wtf.gif[/img]
    I'm one of those crazies on your block.

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    whats wrong with it???
    "Jebe Ga"

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    Originally posted by BEZEK KNOWS BEST:
    TO BE CONTINUED..............
    Why? [img]graemlins/drunk.gif[/img]
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