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    Default Valeri in AARP mag!

    I work in a state office mailroom and this magazine came through here. Wierd seeing her on an AARP magazine but man she looks incredible! I can't remember ever seeing her look this good! Here is the online link.

    http://www.aarp.org/entertainment/mo...ertinelli.html
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    I'm half her age and would definitely go after her if I had a chance...haha.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Van Hampshire View Post
    I work in a state office mailroom and this magazine came through here. Wierd seeing her on an AARP magazine but man she looks incredible! I can't remember ever seeing her look this good! Here is the online link.

    http://www.aarp.org/entertainment/mo...ertinelli.html

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    I liked the one person's comment on the AARP site:

    "Why are her toes cut off on the cover, and in any other subsequent picture, is the photographer that bad or are her toes that nasty."

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    Quote Originally Posted by NOaverageJOE View Post
    I'm half her age and would definitely go after her if I had a chance...haha.
    I wouldn't even think twice.
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    From the story:

    "Life was far less rosy back in 2001. That's when Bertinelli discovered that her husband of two decades, rocker Eddie Van Halen, had boarded a plane with their young son, Wolfie, while carrying a packet of cocaine in his wallet. Soon after, the couple separated. "

    WTF???
    Is that info out there???
    First time I ever heard about it.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Little Dreamer View Post
    From the story:

    "Life was far less rosy back in 2001. That's when Bertinelli discovered that her husband of two decades, rocker Eddie Van Halen, had boarded a plane with their young son, Wolfie, while carrying a packet of cocaine in his wallet. Soon after, the couple separated. "

    WTF???
    Is that info out there???
    First time I ever heard about it.
    That threw me for a loop too. I wonder what the story was there. Besides, I never thought Ed was a big coke guy.
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    That story about Ed was written in Val's book. In fact I am surprised they still speak after a lot of the dirt on Ed was put into that book. That book really makes him look like an ass sometimes. It's obvious that she loved him but it seems like he did some dumb stuff that I am surprised made it to print. Especially for a guy that appears to be so private.
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    Quote Originally Posted by DiveBomb View Post
    That threw me for a loop too. I wonder what the story was there. Besides, I never thought Ed was a big coke guy.
    Dave talked about him and Ed doing enough coke to kill a whale at Ed's wedding to Valerie, so it wouldn't surprise me.

    That was the rock stars drug of choice for a long time.
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    The fact that Valerie is old enough to be on the cover of AARP magazine makes me feel old.
    Taylor Swift is nice to look at. Adele can sing.

    Emperor Brett - "I can't believe you guys are analyzing song-by-song Van Halen III? What next, analyzing the script of Stroker Ace looking for some shred of Citizen Kane?"

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    Quote Originally Posted by DiveBomb View Post
    That threw me for a loop too. I wonder what the story was there. Besides, I never thought Ed was a big coke guy.
    You should read Valerie's book. She talks about how that was very much their lifestyle, partying every night doing coke to the point she wrote she dreaded to hear the birds chirping because it meant she had been up all night again. She eventually stop but I don't think Eddie ever did until maybe recently.
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    Quote Originally Posted by donkost View Post
    I liked the one person's comment on the AARP site:

    "Why are her toes cut off on the cover, and in any other subsequent picture, is the photographer that bad or are her toes that nasty."
    Even good looking feet are nasty, I would cut off them off in the photo too.
    Taylor Swift is nice to look at. Adele can sing.

    Emperor Brett - "I can't believe you guys are analyzing song-by-song Van Halen III? What next, analyzing the script of Stroker Ace looking for some shred of Citizen Kane?"

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    Quote Originally Posted by loveevhsince79 View Post
    You should read Valerie's book. She talks about how that was very much their lifestyle, partying every night doing coke to the point she wrote she dreaded to hear the birds chirping because it meant she had been up all night again. She eventually stop but I don't think Eddie ever did until maybe recently.
    I suppose all the fuss always revolved around Ed's alcoholism, and the rest of the substance abuse sort of got lost in the background. But yeah, coke seems to go with the territory...I'm just glad it seems to be behind him at this point. The same for a lot of others in the industry who finally get their act together in their adult years.
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    It's not really that EVH did coke in the old days that was a surprise. The date, 2001, and the fact that he took a bag of coke WHILE FLYING, and WITH HIS 10 YEAR OLD SON!!

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