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    Naked Cowboy VS. Sandy Kane, the Naked Cowgirl - Does Naked Cowboy Own Public Underwear Performances?
    June 22, 2010


    Times Square's favorite resident, the Naked Cowboy, is getting some unwanted competition from Sandy Kane. The Naked Cowboy, a tightie Whitey cowboy hat wearing cowboy player, whose actual name is Robert Burck, has sent a cease and desist letter to Sandy Kane, who has a very similar act. Sandy Kane wears a bikini, plays the guitar, and at the end of her act, she lights her breasts on fire.

    "Your use of Naked Cowgirl is essentially identical to the Naked Cowboy and is clearly in violation [of the Naked Cowboy trademark]," reads a cease-and-desist letter Burck sent the Sandy Kane.

    "If she's going to sell stuff and make money off of it, then, yeah, she's going to have to pay," Burck told the New York Post.


    Only unlike the Cowboy, who wears only boots, a hat and tighty whities, the Cowgirl often sports a stars-and-stripes cowboy hat and matching swimsuit.

    Burck is reportedly seeking as much as $150,000, though his manager, Todd Rubenstein, says their side is willing to negotiate a deal.


    Only Kane, said to be 50-ish and from New Jersey, ain't willin' to wheel and deal. "I've been naked for years," points out Kane, a veteran of New York's comedy circuit who generated some heat after closing her act by setting her breasts on fire.

    "You know how much money I make?" she tells the paper. "Two dollars a picture. I'm not selling any products."

    Kane also notes that, before this duel, she and Burck were set to perform a duet, which apparently fell apart when he asked her to sign a franchise contract. "The song ain't going anywhere anyways," Kane insists. "It's not like he's Tim McGraw or Keith Urban."
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    This Naked Cowboy guy is a smart guy. I think he successfully sued M&Ms for infringing his trademark, or they settled or something.
    Your favorite band sucks.

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    Wow, I'm straight and I would rather do him if a gun was put to my head and I had to choose.

    That is one unattractive lady.
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    O&A had this woman on today, they have her on a coupla times a year or so... I'm not sure anything makes me change the channel faster.

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    Christ, I've seen prettier turds........
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