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    Eye suffacozza YEWW! Goo's Avatar
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    Default I'd love to comment, but I'm speechless.

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    so let me get this right, he raped a cow and then they forced it to marry him and then they drowned it!!!!!
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    they allow people to marry animals over there? what's next, homosexuals marrying?

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    Quote Originally Posted by tommywho5150 View Post
    so let me get this right, he raped a cow and then they forced it to marry him and then they drowned it!!!!!
    Thats it in a nutshell!
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    Uhhh......
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    Never, under any circumstances, take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night.

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    they actually have a formal procedure for dealing with this....which must mean it happens with some sort of regularity


    kid should just relocate to 'The Claw".

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    In his defence, Alit admitted to the act of bestiality but claimed the cow, which he believed was a young and beautiful woman, had wooed him with flattering compliments.
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    the fact this doesn't stun me is a true testament to the state of our world.

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    Wow
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    Dats some freaky shit right there!!!
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    So, he fucked a cow, married it and now it's dead...does he have steak now?
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    ...and to top it all off, THIS was one of the side banner ads when I clicked on the story:


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    My buddy married a cow last year.....I bought them a toaster.
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