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    Default Chicago Strip Club Hosts Palin Lookalike Contest

    A Chicago strip club is celebrating Sarah Palin's visit to Illinois next month by hosting a Palin lookalike contest titled "Less Taxation, More Stimulation"--and a portion of the event's proceeds will be donated to the Tea Party movement.

    On May 12, Palin will be in suburban Rosemont raising money for the state Republican party, and the Admiral Theatre Gentlemen's Club in Chicago wanted in on the action.

    The "Sexy Sarah Palin Look-Alike Contest" will be held on May 12 at the Admiral, 3940 W. Lawrence Ave., and feature scantily clad Pain lookalikes. The ones who pull off naked Palin the best will win $5,000 in cash prizes.

    The Admiral reached out to Palin herself asking if she wanted to be a "celebrity judge" for the contest, but they have yet to hear back from the former vice presidential candidate. In any case, the club reports that other "local celebrity judges" will be choosing the winner.

    The Onion's AV Club reports that Admiral director Sam Cecola held the first Palin lookalike contest in Las Vegas back in 2008 just before the election, when one finalist "demonstrated her plan for world peace with a very presidential striptease."

    Some proceeds from event will be donated to the Tea Party Movement. No word yet on whether this counts as family entertainment.
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    ooh ooh can I be the first to say it?

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    Hopefully the Bullseye will be in the right place.

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    Quote Originally Posted by broken9500 View Post
    ooh ooh can I be the first to say it?

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    well if that doesn't drive away business, I don't know what will

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    Quote Originally Posted by Naked Wake View Post
    well if that doesn't drive away business, I don't know what will
    A Nancy Pelosi Look-alike contest?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Duke View Post
    A Chicago strip club is celebrating Sarah Palin's visit to Illinois next month by hosting a Palin lookalike contest titled "Less Taxation, More Stimulation"--and a portion of the event's proceeds will be donated to the Tea Party movement.

    On May 12, Palin will be in suburban Rosemont raising money for the state Republican party, and the Admiral Theatre Gentlemen's Club in Chicago wanted in on the action.

    The "Sexy Sarah Palin Look-Alike Contest" will be held on May 12 at the Admiral, 3940 W. Lawrence Ave., and feature scantily clad Pain lookalikes. The ones who pull off naked Palin the best will win $5,000 in cash prizes.

    The Admiral reached out to Palin herself asking if she wanted to be a "celebrity judge" for the contest, but they have yet to hear back from the former vice presidential candidate. In any case, the club reports that other "local celebrity judges" will be choosing the winner.

    The Onion's AV Club reports that Admiral director Sam Cecola held the first Palin lookalike contest in Las Vegas back in 2008 just before the election, when one finalist "demonstrated her plan for world peace with a very presidential striptease."

    Some proceeds from event will be donated to the Tea Party Movement. No word yet on whether this counts as family entertainment.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Elwood P. View Post
    A Nancy Pelosi Look-alike contest?
    Reading this made a little bit of me die inside.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Filthy 150 View Post
    Reading this made a little bit of me die inside.
    Hey, maybe they could airbrush her beforehand like they just did for this cover:



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    Quote Originally Posted by Elwood P. View Post
    A Nancy Pelosi Look-alike contest?



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    Quote Originally Posted by VegasVic View Post




    We should be so lucky as to have her in court for what she's helping do to this country.
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    I hope you realise that's not Pelosi being shown in those court pictures!

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    Well Specter is a bit less masculine-looking than Pelosi, but it's pretty close.

    I think TVH was saying he'd RATHER have her in court than in Wash. DC.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Elwood P. View Post
    Well Specter is a bit less masculine-looking than Pelosi, but it's pretty close.

    I think TVH was saying he'd RATHER have her in court than in Wash. DC.
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