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    Default Iranian cleric 'blames quakes on promiscuous women'

    http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/mid...st/8631775.stm

    Promiscuous women are responsible for earthquakes, a senior Iranian cleric has said.

    Hojatoleslam Kazem Sedighi told worshippers in Tehran last Friday that they had to stick to strict codes of modesty to protect themselves.

    "Many women who do not dress modestly lead young men astray and spread adultery in society which increases earthquakes," he said.

    Tens of thousands of people have died in Iran earthquakes in the last decade.

    Mr Sedighi was delivering a sermon on the need for a "general repentance" by Iranians.

    "What can we do to avoid being buried under the rubble? There is no other solution but to take refuge in religion and to adapt our lives to Islam's moral codes," he said.

    'Disappoint God'

    Young Iranians sometimes push the boundaries of how they can dress, showing hair under their headscarves or wearing tight fitting clothes.

    Mr Sedighi also referred to violence following last year's elections, which occurred when thousands of - mostly young - Iranians protested against the result, as a "political earthquake".

    "Now if a natural earthquake hits Tehran, no one will be able to confront such a calamity but God's power, only God's power. So lets not disappoint God."

    More than 25,000 people died when a powerful earthquake hit the ancient town of Bam in 2003.

    Seismologists have warned that the Iranian capital Tehran is situated on a large number of tectonic fault lines and could be hit by a devastating quake soon.

    President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad has said many of Tehran's 12 million inhabitants should relocate.

    There are plans to build a purpose built new capital near Qom.


    Damn... I guess that makes us responsible for this volcano, global warming, the devastation of the rain forests and the calories in a Big Mac as well!
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    What...they didn't blame it on Bush?

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    "Many women who do not dress modestly lead young men astray and spread adultery in society which increases earthquakes," he said.
    i've been saying this for years.

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    lol...You know how it is man...You simply can't rush good science!
    Now we know.
    She looks so $#@!'n good ,so sexy and so frail....Somethin's got the bite on me, I'm goin' straight to Hell.

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    And here I thought it was just bad gas from Hormel Chili. We've been hauling more of it lately, so it led me to that conclusion. Damn liberal conspiracies.
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    Too right Mister Cleric-man.

    Bloody slappers and their micro-bikinis.... disgusting and also dangerous.
    A man could lose himself in a country like this.

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    "Ya, that's it, a little more to the right"

    I love a good earthquake.
    The Edge... there is no honest way to explain it because the only people who really know where it is are the ones who have gone over.
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    This next part could really confuse things. Let's stay focused. #asis

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    In other news.... two immortals were fighting in a monastery in Iceland. Just before a massive volcano erupted, there were reports of swords clanging on one man shouting "There can be only one!"
    Your favorite band sucks.

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    I would challenge Hojatoleslam Kazem Sedighi's claim using the same scientific intellect he offered.

    Perhaps God is trying to shake more clothes off. Ever think of that Hojatoletypo Shazam Sedighi?

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    Quote Originally Posted by graeme View Post
    Too right Mister Cleric-man.

    Bloody slappers and their micro-bikinis.... disgusting and also dangerous.
    LOL... or more truthfully, earthquakes happen cos these guys cant keep their dick in their pants! Immoral bastards!
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    Quote Originally Posted by VH Wahoo View Post
    What...they didn't blame it on Bush?
    Um, I think they did.

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    Quote Originally Posted by stilleddiesangel View Post
    LOL... or more truthfully, earthquakes happen cos these guys cant keep their dick in their pants! Immoral bastards!
    I can keep mine in my pants. But it's more fun to put it in Des' pants.
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    My fatass neighbor causes an earthquake everytime she walks upstairs and she's covered from head to toe in Battleship Gray, so there goes that theory.
    Suck on that
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    Quote Originally Posted by VH Wahoo View Post
    What...they didn't blame it on Bush?
    Quote Originally Posted by cokemach1 View Post
    Um, I think they did.
    d'oh!

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    Quote Originally Posted by shamalama View Post
    My fatass neighbor causes an earthquake everytime she walks upstairs and she's covered from head to toe in Battleship Gray, so there goes that theory.
    Suck on that
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