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    Happy Income Tax Day 2010!!

    Jail inmates file false tax returns for jobs they never had.

    Officer Mark Lindback started his day off with a routine contraband check of a jail cell. He pulled up the inmate's mattress, and ducked his head under the bed. He didn't find any shanks or drugs, but he did find papers -- lots and lots of papers.

    The inmate immediately became irate.

    "He was very insistent on getting back his paperwork," Lindback said. "It made me look more thoroughly to see what it was."

    Lindback says he found tax forms, papers with instructions on how to fill out the forms along with various social security numbers and birth dates during that routine check four years ago.

    He turned the papers over to his supervisor, not knowing at the time that he had stumbled upon a tax scam in which prison inmates allegedly were attempting to bilk the government out of more than $1 million.

    http://www.cnn.com/2010/CRIME/04/15/inmate.tax.scam/index.html?hpt=C1

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    I got almost $2,000 back, between state & federal. All of it is already spoken for. LOL

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    $4700 back this year...
    SO MUCH better than the $53k I had to pay in last year!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by voivod View Post
    Jail inmates file false tax returns for jobs they never had.

    Officer Mark Lindback started his day off with a routine contraband check of a jail cell. He pulled up the inmate's mattress, and ducked his head under the bed. He didn't find any shanks or drugs, but he did find papers -- lots and lots of papers.

    The inmate immediately became irate.

    "He was very insistent on getting back his paperwork," Lindback said. "It made me look more thoroughly to see what it was."

    Lindback says he found tax forms, papers with instructions on how to fill out the forms along with various social security numbers and birth dates during that routine check four years ago.

    He turned the papers over to his supervisor, not knowing at the time that he had stumbled upon a tax scam in which prison inmates allegedly were attempting to bilk the government out of more than $1 million.

    http://www.cnn.com/2010/CRIME/04/15/inmate.tax.scam/index.html?hpt=C1


    Seriously...if they worked as hard at actually being someone and being a productive member of society as they do fucking other hard working, tax paying people and the government over they would be millionaires anyway.

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    Not quite in Mass.......we have an extra month to file. After all of the rain and flooding a few weeks ago most of the state was given until May 11.
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    Quote Originally Posted by voivod View Post
    Jail inmates file false tax returns for jobs they never had.

    Officer Mark Lindback started his day off with a routine contraband check of a jail cell. He pulled up the inmate's mattress, and ducked his head under the bed. He didn't find any shanks or drugs, but he did find papers -- lots and lots of papers.

    The inmate immediately became irate.

    "He was very insistent on getting back his paperwork," Lindback said. "It made me look more thoroughly to see what it was."

    Lindback says he found tax forms, papers with instructions on how to fill out the forms along with various social security numbers and birth dates during that routine check four years ago.

    He turned the papers over to his supervisor, not knowing at the time that he had stumbled upon a tax scam in which prison inmates allegedly were attempting to bilk the government out of more than $1 million.

    http://www.cnn.com/2010/CRIME/04/15/inmate.tax.scam/index.html?hpt=C1

    That has actually being going on for a long time, it is an old scam.
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    Getting @ $2,500 back from both MD and the Feds this year...
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    Quote Originally Posted by Tropical Storm Tracey View Post
    Seriously...if they worked as hard at actually being someone and being a productive member of society as they do fucking other hard working, tax paying people and the government over they would be millionaires anyway.

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    Boy, isn't that the truth Tracey. I can't quite understand putting so much time and effort into something illegal that can put you in jail instead of doing things the right way. It's not like petty criminals are leading a life of luxury. Most are living worse than working people because they have to hide the money.
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