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    Default HAPPY BIRTHDAY to CHUCK NORRIS!

    HAPPY 70th BIRTHDAY, CHUCK NORRIS!!


    7 Completely True Facts about Chuck Norris:

    1. Chuck Norris is part Cherokee Indian. You know, perhaps the most famed and respected group of native Warriors America ever saw? Some people pretend to have Cherokee blood, but Norris has it pumping through his veins for real.

    2. Norris won the Professional Middleweight Karate tournament in 1968..
    and 1969....and 1970....and 1971...and 1972...and 1973.
    In 1969 he was also awarded Black Belt Magazine’s Fighter of the Year and Karate’s Triple Crown Award for most wins.
    He also holds the Golden Karate Lifetime Achievement Award.

    3. Chuck Norris has a lifetime karate record of 183 wins, 10 losses, and 2 draws.

    4. Bruce Lee met Chuck Norris at a Karate expo, which lead to Norris appearing on screen to fight Bruce Lee in Return of the Dragon.

    5. Chuck’s brother Weiland was killed in Vietnam in 1970, after which Norris dedicated the film Missing in Action to his memory. Norris would go on to make several films and sequels about a soldier going back to rescue his brothers in arms.

    6. The Fictional Norris’s weapon of choice is often thought of as the Uzi – he wields it in Delta Force 2 and famously brandishes two in Invasion USA. Unlike other action stars who have come out against gun ownership despite prominently featuring them in films (Mark Wahlberg, Sylvester Stallone), Chuck Norris is an NRA member and supports the 2nd Amendment as an individual right – alongside fellow mustachioed actor, Tom Selleck.

    7.Chuck Norris hasn’t lost a fight since 1968

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    Chuck Norris vs David Carradine!

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    Norris/Nugent '12


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    His birthday was last month.
    My chat with Mike & Joe from Chickenfoot 1/7/12
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    Quote Originally Posted by johnnybeane View Post
    His birthday was last month.
    Chuck Norris can have his birthday, whenever Chuck Norris wants to have his birthday. Because Chuck Norris is the real inventor of the "birthday phenomenon
    Last edited by RRMB; 04.13.10 at 08:19 PM.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Red View Post
    Norris/Nugent '12

    LMAO!!!!
    Just go for it!

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    Chuck Norris doesn't celebrate a birthday. Chuck Norris's birthday celebrates him.
    "I respect that youre passionate about this but what your saying is complete idiocy..." - MF5150 on McDonald's "preying" on young kids.

    "He was born a human, he's a horse's ass by proxy." - It's Mike on Eddymon.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ZachenFoot View Post
    Chuck Norris doesn't celebrate a birthday. Chuck Norris's birthday celebrates him.
    Nice.
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    Quote Originally Posted by ZachenFoot View Post
    Chuck Norris doesn't celebrate a birthday. Chuck Norris's birthday celebrates him.
    lol
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    Chuck Norris also trained the Osmond Brothers in the martial arts.....-1 cool point, but dude's got plenty to spare.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ZachenFoot View Post
    Chuck Norris doesn't celebrate a birthday. Chuck Norris's birthday celebrates him.


    did you make that one up or was that on one of those lists?
    Stay out of it, dude.


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    70? Wow. We're all getting old.

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    Quote Originally Posted by broken9500 View Post


    did you make that one up or was that on one of those lists?
    I actually made that one up. There's so many of them that I'm sure it's on SOME list, but I've yet to see it. So I'll take credit for it
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