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    PUNTA GORDA: A man wrote a book detailing how he fell in love and had a physical relationship with a dolphin. He says the book is not to exploit what he calls a romantic encounter Ė but to show people why the mammals need to be protected in the wild.

    Malcolm Brenner, from Punta Gorda, shared his story Wednesday and it will likely create waves of controversy.

    "I would say it's sort of like Romeo and Juliet. Instead in this book, Juliet is a 400 pound marine mammal," he said.

    Brenner is the author of, "Wet Goddess: Recollections of a Dolphin Lover."

    The book is based on the relationship Brenner shared with a performing dolphin. He explained that he and the dolphin met in the early 70s at a Sarasota County amusement park.

    He says the relationship was both passionate and physical.

    "Let me put it this way - I was chronically depressed for about five years after I learned about her death and I don't miss her that much any more. I feel a sense of fulfillment now that I got this book out," Brenner said.

    And now that the book is out, Brenner is getting national attention. He's been busy doing shock jock radio interviews and national TV networks are showing interest in his story as well.

    They all want to know about his decades-old romantic dolphin encounter. But Brenner says he doesn't want people to get the wrong idea what his book is really all about.

    "The thing I learned the hard way is that dolphins can develop very, very deep emotional bonds to you - bonds that are so strong we don't understand how they work," he said.

    The author says the real message in his book is that the marine mammals are smart, capable of love and need to be protected in the wild.

    But Brenner says he's well aware that some readers won't get past his underwater love affair.

    Brenner says he only printed 50 copies of his book. He's now trying to figure out how many copies he can print for the second edition.

    He says he hopes all of the media attention will drive up his sales.

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    yes I agree, dolphins need to be protected..........from nut jobs like THAT guy

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    Hey I love dolphins, but I don't......LOVE.......dolphins.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Rebel View Post

    PUNTA GORDA: A man wrote a book detailing how he fell in love and had a physical relationship with a dolphin.





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    You just can't make shit like this up.......or can you?

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    The mechanics of that are just...well, I don't know how the hell one mates with a dolphin, and not sure I want to know. Gives new meaning to the phrase "flogging the dolphin", I guess...

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    he...had.. sexual.. relations... with.. a ... DOLPHIN!?!?!
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    Quote Originally Posted by avhevhmashdlr View Post
    he...had.. sexual.. relations... with.. a ... DOLPHIN!?!?!
    Not like we all haven't done it.

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    there's a "smells like fish" joke in there somewhere

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    So how would that work? Do the dolphin from behind and then "flipper" over?
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    Where's Merone??? I know he's in love with his Dolphin's. I worry about the guy. He seems so nice.
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    I had sex with a dolphin once but not on porpoise.

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    Who doesn't love dolphins?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bugs Meanie View Post
    I had sex with a dolphin once but not on porpoise.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Bugs Meanie View Post
    I had sex with a dolphin once but not on porpoise.
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