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    Default How ironic: Global Warming advocate freezes to death

    Global Warming Activist Freezes to Death in Antarctica
    Famed global warming activist James Schneider and a journalist friend were both found frozen to death on Saturday, about 90 miles from South Pole Station, by the pilot of a ski plane practicing emergency evacuation procedures.

    "I couldn't believe what I was seeing", recounted the pilot, Jimmy Dolittle. "There were two snowmobiles with cargo sleds, a tent, and a bright orange rope that had been laid out on the ice, forming the words, 'HELP-COLD'."

    One friend of Prof. Schneider told ecoEnquirer that he had been planning a trip to an ice sheet to film the devastation brought on by global warming. His wife, Linda, said that she had heard him discussing the trip with his environmental activist friends, but she assumed that he was talking about the Greenland ice sheet, a much smaller ice sheet than Antarctica.

    "He kept talking about when they 'get down to chili', and I thought they were talking about the order in which they would consume their food supplies", Mrs. Schneider recounted. "I had no idea they were talking about Chile, the country from which you usually fly or sail in order to reach Antarctica."

    Apparently, while all of Prof. Schneider's friends were assuming that the July trek would be to Greenland, during Northern Hemisphere summer, his plans were actually to snowmobile to the South Pole - which, in July, is in the dead of winter.

    Mr. Dolittle related how some people do not realize that, even if there has been warming in Antarctica, the average temperature at the South Pole in July still runs about 70 degrees F below zero. "Some people think that July is warm everywhere on Earth."

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    I guess this proves that Natural Selection is way scarier than Global Warming anyday...
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    Quote Originally Posted by Daisy Hill View Post
    well, color me ignorant

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    Quote Originally Posted by Daisy Hill View Post
    Yes, the pilot, Jimmy Doolittle, was returning from a flight over Tokyo.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Elwood P. View Post
    Yes, the pilot, Jimmy Doolittle, was returning from a flight over Tokyo.
    That was the biggest red flag for me...
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    Quote Originally Posted by VegasVic View Post
    That was the biggest red flag for me...
    biggest red flag for me was the quote "they talked about what they were going to do when they got down to Chili and I thought they were talking bout their food stores" (paraphrasing)

    gotta admit the Doolittle reference blew right past me at first

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    Quote Originally Posted by Daisy Hill View Post
    biggest red flag for me was the quote "they talked about what they were going to do when they got down to Chili and I thought they were talking bout their food stores" (paraphrasing)

    gotta admit the Doolittle reference blew right past me at first
    That was good too.
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