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    "writing on the wall looks the same in the mirror" is from mine all mine. That's a song on OU812 ya dumb son of a bitch. Do you even listen to VH or do you just watch DLR wiggle his ass while you lube with KY jelly.
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    Right, how about having a point lamebrain, I know what the lyric is from. How about a coherent thought please. Please respond, I'm in a happy mood and am eager to take on more of your inane sophomoric wit junior.
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    dude andy, if you know anything about this place you'll know that Brett (Brent) only jerks off to Sammy Hagar...not David Lee Roth. Why not DLR...well that'd be kinda gay don't you think? [img]graemlins/sssh.gif[/img]
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    I was actually proud of Brett for not recognizing that Spammy lyric.
    "The past ain't what it used to be"

    "Music is like candy. You throw out the rappers"

    "Be careful what you wish for because you just might lose what you already have"

    "Women and Children First ... The REAL Van Halen III"

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    Originally posted by I Coulda Hada VH:
    I was actually proud of Brett for not recognizing that Spammy lyric.
    The irony of ironies. [img]smile.gif[/img] But I did, I still couldn't make sense of the damn post.
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    Never mind this chigger, he's from houston.

    How's the boat people thingy working down there, andy? Out.
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    You're a dick for putting ian on "ignore" DIF

    "You stupid fuck!" Seen

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    Interesting title of this thread...

    Did anyone notice he had no problem calling me an "asshole," but for some reason he was "classy" enough to leave out the other expletive and just used, "*******." Wow man, thanks.

    And what exactly would the **** expletive have been in that sentence...."brett sucks hairy ****** asshole?"

    "brett sucks hairy fucking asshole?"

    "brett sucks hairy shithead asshole?"

    Hmmm...me thinks an expletive there doesn't really work, can you explain this for us andy, perveyor of all things imbecilic?
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    Ohh for God sakes someone ban this Brett dude, he has been doing nothing but cause problems since the day he joined. [img]graemlins/irked.gif[/img]
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    Yeh fuck that brick dude. Hairy assed clown. [img]graemlins/scared.gif[/img]
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    Brett is a great guy. If it weren't for him, we wouldn't have this wonderful place to argue senselessly because our favorite band has gone on a permanent vacation...
    "Knowing is not enough, we must apply,willing is not enough, we must do" -Goethe

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    Originally posted by andyjohnson:
    All the writing on the wall looks the same in the mirror; every riddle and every clue.
    Man, this is simple...

    All the riddles and clues left written on the wall are palindromes, dude!
    I've got the cure you're thinking of.<br />------------------<br />Remixed! Van Halen covers done by my band: <br /><a href="http://miraclefingers.synaesoft.com/Dreams.mp3" target="_blank">Dreams</a><br /><a href="http://miraclefingers.synaesoft.com/Panama.mp3" target="_blank">Panama</a><br /><a href="http://miraclefingers.synaesoft.com/Unchained.mp3" target="_blank">Unchained</a><br /><a href="http://miraclefingers.synaesoft.com/AtomicPunk.mp3" target="_blank">Atomic Punk</a><br /><a href="http://miraclefingers.synaesoft.com/SomebodyGetMeADoctor.mp3" target="_blank">Somebody Get Me a Doctor</a><br /><br />NEW: Burning Tires and Dr. Love:<br /><br /><a href="http://miraclefingers.synaesoft.com/HearAboutItLater.mp3" target="_blank">Hear About It Later</a>

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    Originally posted by Executionor:
    Brett is a great guy. If it weren't for him, we wouldn't have this wonderful place to argue senselessly because our favorite band has gone on a permanent vacation...
    That's no fair using a Aerosmell album title there. Damn you sir. [img]smile.gif[/img]
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    Who is this Brett guy? I think I banned him anyway, fucking dick.
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    He's a fuckin' skinny homo......Sammy lovin'...........dictatorship running........who thinks a guitar made by Peavey is really worth $1300.........
    Actually I think most of us are Dave, Sam, and Mike fans. There's just a small group of people who have strange allegiances and like to get into petty pissing contests that I can't believe everyone on this site isn't bored of. - Brett

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    Damn it Brett!
    I thought you gave up hairy assholes for lent last year.

    Me personally, I like a neatly trimmed asshole to suck on. [img]tongue.gif[/img]
    'Old Van Halen, when I was in it-classic Van Halen-makes you wanna drink, dance and screw, right? And the new Van Halen encourages you to drink milk, drive a Nissan and have a relationship.' - David Lee Roth.

 

 

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